Samual Jackson Moving To Detroit - May Run For Mayor

[ZiprHead]

I didn't know whether to submit this to M&PC or here but it might be an interesting start to a political career.

And there's enough smart-asses here to make it fun.

http://www.clancyreport.com/detroit/samuel-l-jackson-moving-to-detroit-michigan-may-run-for-mayor/

 

[KeepTalking]

I heard his campaign slogan will be "Make motherfucking Detroit fucking great again, you motherfuckers!"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Unfortunately, his very notable stand on snakes wouldn't really matter much in the polls.

 

[KeepTalking]

His unwavering support for the Avengers should help him out considerably, though.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

His unwavering support for the Avengers should help him out considerably, though.

Fuck! Does that mean with every damn speech and public appearance as Mayor, there will need to also be a Stan Lee cameo.

 

[ZiprHead]

Funny he should make this announcement just as Jackie Brown gets busted in L.A.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

His unwavering support for the Avengers should help him out considerably, though.

Fuck! Does that mean with every damn speech and public appearance as Mayor, there will need to also be a Stan Lee cameo.

Well, there won't need to be, but I think it would be nice to include him. Everyone likes the guy and it would be nice to see him more than a couple times per year.

 

[ZiprHead]

VOTE FOR ME, MOTHERFUCKER! I DARE YA', I DOUBLE-DARE YA'!

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

"Detroit, what's in your wallet?"

"Not a damn thing."

 

[dismal]

"I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd."

 

[KeepTalking]

"I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd."

Wrong black guy.

 

[ZiprHead]

At least he could save Detroit from The Matrix.

 

[KeepTalking]

At least he could save Detroit from The Matrix.

Once again, wrong black guy.

 

[ZiprHead]

That's the point. People tend to get them confused.

 

[KeepTalking]

That's the point. People tend to get them confused.

Well, at least no one has made a March of the Penguins reference yet. Come to think of it though, that movie may have been even better with SLJ narrating it.

 

[ZiprHead]

You seen any movie ever? He's the black guy.

 

[couch_sloth]

"I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd."

Wrong black guy.

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMN5uQhF-Ro[/YOUTUBE]

 

[KeepTalking]

Wrong black guy.

Samuel L. Jackson wasn't in Pulp Fiction?
[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMN5uQhF-Ro[/YOUTUBE]

Heh, I thought it was a reference to Firefly, in which Ron Glass played the Shepherd.