Sean Combs' Penis Delivers Devastating Testimony in Fourth Day of Trial

[Jimmy Higgins]

New York, NY - After the judge ruled a man's penis can be compelled to testify against the man, Sean Combs' penis delivered devastating testimony against Sean Combs which will be hard for his lawyers to defend against on cross examination.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Excuse my spelling, but was it legally subpeenied?
And what are the safeguards against the prosecutor attempting to milk a response from it?

 

[thebeave]

Are you sure this is allowed by the penal code?

 

[James Brown]

"hard"

 

[ZiprHead]

The penis, considered an accomplice to the crimes committed by the defendant Mr. Combs, will be doing hard time along with Mr. Combs. The penis, being an unwilling participant, may be eligible for parole far sooner than Mr. Combs so early separation is foreseen.