Supreme Court Upholds Little Caesar’s Right to Feed Christian Employees to Lions

[NobleSavage]

http://www.atlbanana.com/supreme-co...s-right-to-feed-christian-employees-to-lions/

WASHINGTON, DC–The Supreme Court ruled on Monday that Roman-owned
pizza chain Little Caesar’s was within its rights to place Christian employees in an arena and then unleash starved, vicious lions and lionesses upon them. The court cited religious freedom as its guiding principle. The 5-to-4 ruling opened the door to potentially thousands of Christian Little Caesar employees nationwide being immediately fed to the top predators of the African savannah.

Little Caesar’s argued that the persecution of Christians and the feeding of them to ravenous big cats was a “deeply held” religious belief, that the continued survival of the roughly 6,000 Christian employees, as well as the fact that they remained on company payroll, imposed a “substantial financial burden” on their religious liberty.

 

[none]

at least it is a start.

 

[Dank]

Please do not post Humor threads in the Political Discussions forum. Thank you.

 

[Jayjay]

Besides, the analogy is inaccurate. In hobby lobby ruling the financial burden wasn't having to pay for specific contraceptives, but having to pay the fine for non-compliance.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Besides, the analogy is inaccurate. In hobby lobby ruling the financial burden wasn't having to pay for specific contraceptives, but having to pay the fine for non-compliance.

So it would be closer if Little Caeser's already had a cherished tradition of throwing Christains to the lions, and insisted that they needed a religious exemption from being prosecuted for manslaughter when they did it.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Please do not post Humor threads in the Political Discussions forum. Thank you.

Jebus, half of your posts at IIDB/FRDB/TF say this. This isn't a "humor" thread. It is political satire. If NobleSavage started an OP wanting to share jokes about farm animals, then you'd have a point of it being off-topic.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Exactly. EXACTLY. Thank you, Jimmy H.
BTW, I had the Double Crust Pineapple Baptist Pizza at Little Caesars & it was to die for.