Texas Plumber's Truck "Captured" By ISIS

[ZiprHead]

A Texas plumber sold his work truck with his logo on it to a car dealership. It ended up being used by ISIS and appeared in one of their tweets. Now the poor guy is getting threatening messages.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/17/texas-plumber-work-truck-syria-terrorists_n_6341070.html

 

[Tom Sawyer]

His story sounds suspicious. The only rational course of action is to deport all the plumbers until the government can figure out what's going on.

 

[ZiprHead]

And re-import other plumbers from Poland?

 

[Tom Sawyer]

And re-import other plumbers from Poland?

Poland doesn't have any plumbers left. We need to get them from Ukraine.

 

[ZiprHead]

Does Ukraine get the US plumbers? If so, it should all work out in the end.

And then the fucking Russians invade.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Does Ukraine get the US plumbers? If so, it should all work out in the end.

And then the fucking Russians invade.

All the US plumbers will be in Guantanamo. That's why it will have the best functioning septic system of any prison in the world.

 

[Keith&Co.]

It'll be the one place in the world where 'This place is a shithole' will be a boast

 

[credoconsolans]

It's hilarious.

The ISIL fucks are too busy oppressing and murdering people to paint over the cheery side door advertisements.

So anyone with CNN from Damascus to Darwin can call a reputable plumber.