The Bible isn't quite as wrong as we thought

[Loren Pechtel]

https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/was-earth-once-a-water-world

Turns out the Biblical flood actually happened--just long, long before mankind was around.

 

[ideologyhunter]

I still prefer Zoo Boat: The Wrath of Jehovah. What other saga ends with a 600-year-old man starting a vinyard, getting totally shit-faced, crashing with his 6-century-old shlong showing, then going mental on the son who saw his junk? For that matter, what other holy book but the Bible has ever made a church full of Sunday bourgeoisie daydream against their will about what 600-year-old junk even looks like?

 

[Keith&Co.]

I still prefer Zoo Boat: The Wrath of Jehovah. What other saga ends with a 600-year-old man starting a vinyard, getting totally shit-faced, crashing with his 6-century-old shlong showing, then going mental on the son who saw his junk?

...and then inexplicably curse his grandson, because his dad saw the junk?
It's why i think Ham was gay....