THE Evolution Thread (Simplified, Take 2)

[DLH]

Since there was a great deal of confusion, crying and complaining about the abject FAILURE of everyone in the first thread, we here at DLH School of Creationism will now allow a second attempt to follow simple directions in attempting to provide a simple answer on the subject of evolution. Complaints, jokes, wrong answers and long-winded attempts at diversion will immediately be disqualified with no response or acknowledgement. Wrong answers will receive a passing grade and a very brief explanation of why their answer is wrong. In the unlikely event that a correct answer is given an A+ will be awarded to the student.​

1. In one word give an example of evolution contradicting the Bible.
2. In one short paragraph (3 lines of text or less) explain your reasoning for your answer above (#1.)

 

[steve_bank]

First and foremost as has already been posted.


Archeology, anthropology, genetics, and paleontology are not consistent with a single Adam and Eve human breeding pair appearing as the start of the human species some 5000 years or so ago.

Past theists have come fully prepared to dispute specifics of TOE. You sit hack in ignorance thinking you are clever and outfoxing us.


So now you are a teacher sent by Yahweh. The theist power trip.


As the claimant the onus is on you to show the bible is or is not consistent with science. All you have to say is THE BIBLE SAYS...

 

[ideologyhunter]

Will a simple "Piss off, twat" suffice?

 

[Ford]

Will a simple "Piss off, twat" suffice?

The thing that gets me about this one is that I didn't even refute his long list of absurdities. I just said "hey, you misquoted me on this one post."

And to be crystal clear, I was called a "fucking idiot" but that post was removed.

Are we having fun yet?

 

[DBT]

Since there was a great deal of confusion, crying and complaining about the abject FAILURE of everyone in the first thread, we here at DLH School of Creationism will now allow a second attempt to follow simple directions in attempting to provide a simple answer on the subject of evolution. Complaints, jokes, wrong answers and long-winded attempts at diversion will immediately be disqualified with no response or acknowledgement. Wrong answers will receive a passing grade and a very brief explanation of why their answer is wrong. In the unlikely event that a correct answer is given an A+ will be awarded to the student.​

1. In one word give an example of evolution contradicting the Bible.
2. In one short paragraph (3 lines of text or less) explain your reasoning for your answer above (#1.)

The Bible doesn't teach evolution. Genesis describes special creation, not evolution.....the world and everything in it created through magical incantation - 'let there be light.'

 

[steve_bank]

And now ladies and gentlemen, angels, and archangels watch while I Yahweh the great and powerful pull a planet out of my hat!!

Drum roll... tadaaaa ... applause.

 

[DBT]

Not only a planet, but the whole damn universe. Now, that is a feat of magic.

 

[steve_bank]

DLH

What exactly are you wanting to teach us about creationism?

Is your course limited to the Jewish scripture or will it cover other and earlier traditions?

As to biblical creation myths, the bible says god created everything. Is that it or am I missing something?

If you want to refute evolution start a science thread and present your case.

You have a lot of competition.

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As to dinosaurs, humans, and creationism multiple interpretains of scripture.

Biblical Creationism Perspective:
Some interpret this to mean that dinosaurs, as land animals, were created alongside humans, and therefore lived at the same time.

Extinction After the Flood:
After the Flood, the remnant of land animals, including dinosaurs, came off the Ark and lived in the present world, along with people.

Other interpretations of the Bible, however, suggest that the "days" of creation in Genesis are not literal 24-hour periods, but rather periods of time, and that dinosaurs may have existed millions of years before humans, or that the flood may have been a local event.


Dragons and Dinosaurs:
Some also point to the biblical references to dragons as potentially referring to dinosaurs, though this is a matter of interpretation.

I and I assume we here understand creationism well enough.


It is you DLH who do not understand evolution.

 

[Ford]

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