The Farewell Trump SNL Sketch

[Jimmy Higgins]

Trump singing "I Did It My Way", while leaving the White House. At first he is walking through, doors are slamming behind him, then he tries to cut back, but guards stop him. He gets to the "And Mistakes..." he looks at the wall with all manners of his failures, he shakes his head no, turns around he bumps into his two sons and nods... "I've made a few". Reaches the end of the song right on the outside of the door, which abruptly ends with the doors slamming. He looks around, but see no one except then Sean Spicer walks in.

"Where.... where is everyone?"
"I'm here sir."
"What about my family? Where is Ivanka?"
"She and Jared ran off to a country with no extradition treaty. Got arrested at the airport."
"Where is Melania?"
"She filed for divorce."
"Barron?"
"He was the milk man's son."
"It looks like I'm all alone."
"I'll always be here for you sir."

They start walking to leave. Then the police cars come.
A disheartened Trump looks on at the flashing lights. "The media! They've come, they've all come to see me off..."
"No sir, they..."
As the officers come for him he says "I'm ready for my deposition Mr. Mueller."

 

[Jayjay]

I look forward to a time when SNL has to actually write their political sketches, as opposed to just doing straight-up re-enactments of past week's events.