Janice Rael
Maybe it's literal, maybe hyperbole.™
- Joined
- May 3, 2024
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- Jenkintown PA
- Gender
- Surprise me, or she/her
- Basic Beliefs
- I believe I need to ask more people
The Seersucker What the Fkker
I used to work at American Eagle Outfitters. We had Ugly Shirt contests, and the seersucker rack was up for grabs.
Me, gushing: "Ohhh, sirrrrr, that looks SO good on you. mmm mmm mmm, you are going to have a comfy BBQ... you know, this shirt comes in 6 summer colors, and it's on sale now! Ohhh, sirrrrrrr, imaaagine, every weekend at the grill? or on vacayyyytion? Let's get you rung right up." *bats lashes*
My friend said this was "too expensive" and his friend said "I'll Venmo you .50 cents right now to try it on." We are in the middle of a heat wave. My friend, who took this pic, replied, "problem is on 90+ degree days when I go commando, the jewel case may fall out of the pocket if you know where I’m getting at."
I used to work at American Eagle Outfitters. We had Ugly Shirt contests, and the seersucker rack was up for grabs.
Me, gushing: "Ohhh, sirrrrr, that looks SO good on you. mmm mmm mmm, you are going to have a comfy BBQ... you know, this shirt comes in 6 summer colors, and it's on sale now! Ohhh, sirrrrrrr, imaaagine, every weekend at the grill? or on vacayyyytion? Let's get you rung right up." *bats lashes*
My friend said this was "too expensive" and his friend said "I'll Venmo you .50 cents right now to try it on." We are in the middle of a heat wave. My friend, who took this pic, replied, "problem is on 90+ degree days when I go commando, the jewel case may fall out of the pocket if you know where I’m getting at."
