• Welcome to the new Internet Infidels Discussion Board, formerly Talk Freethought.

The Simpsons on Trump vs. the Squad

lpetrich

Contributor
Joined
Jul 27, 2000
Messages
26,334
Location
Eugene, OR
Gender
Male
Basic Beliefs
Atheist
West Wing Story | THE SIMPSONS - YouTube
‘The Simpsons’ Share ‘West Wing Story’ Parody With Trump, the Squad – Rolling Stone
The Squad Torment Trump in 'Simpsons' Video: 'We're More American Than Your Wife'

Inspired by "America" in "West Side Story."

It starts out with President Trump singing "So many problems, tariffs -- I need a distraction". He then looks at a picture of "The Squad" -- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ayanna Pressley, Ilhan Omar, and Rashida Tlaib -- and sings
They shouldn’t be in America
No one but me America
No taxes for me in America
This is my natural hair-ica!

The four women then jump out of the picture and chase him into a kitchen.
IO sings
We're more American than your wife
Trump sings
She’s not a big presence in my life

They chase him into a meeting room.
AOC sings
Your love life makes us heave
Trump sings
You two will never see Tel Aviv

Then into a press room.
RT sings
You're greasing your palms with emoluments
Trump sings
It's OK with God says Mike Pence (pulls MP out of his pocket)

The four women sing
You’re Boris Johnson without the class
Can’t wait to see you behind prison glass
Your nose is right up Putin’s ass
We say it’s time to impeach you fast

The four women chase Trump outside, where a lot of protesters have assembled with signs reading
This sign is the most reading you've done in years
Lock him up!
Impeach!

Trump flees to the lawn, and the Democratic candidates arrive in a line and do a high-kick dance. He joins them between Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders, and says
Can't be the first one to lose my breath
Ahhh!
Can't be the first one to fall

He falls over and as he lies on the ground
Joe Biden laughs and says
Who's an old man now?

The Democratic candidates continue their dance as Trump stays on the ground.
 
Back
Top Bottom