RamblingFool
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When he gets there he is met by Satan who tells him "We are kind of full down here, but we will make room for you by moving someone who has been here a while out."
"You will have three choices on who you want to replace but will be condemned to replace the task they are doing."
First up, Trump is shown Vladimir Putin. Putin is busy pounding rocks. It's his task for all of eternity. Trump cringes. He tells Satan he is not capable of pounding rocks all day and would not want to replace Putin.
Next, Kim Jong Un. Kim is shoveling shit all day long. Trump is not amused. He tells Satan he does not want to shovel shit all day long.
"Fine" says Satan, "You have one more choice." He shows Trump where Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky are going at it HOT and HEAVY. Trump starts to drool and tells Satan "I could do that all day long, no problem."
"Great" says Satan, and then turns to Lewinsky and tells her she is free to leave.
"You will have three choices on who you want to replace but will be condemned to replace the task they are doing."
First up, Trump is shown Vladimir Putin. Putin is busy pounding rocks. It's his task for all of eternity. Trump cringes. He tells Satan he is not capable of pounding rocks all day and would not want to replace Putin.
Next, Kim Jong Un. Kim is shoveling shit all day long. Trump is not amused. He tells Satan he does not want to shovel shit all day long.
"Fine" says Satan, "You have one more choice." He shows Trump where Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky are going at it HOT and HEAVY. Trump starts to drool and tells Satan "I could do that all day long, no problem."
"Great" says Satan, and then turns to Lewinsky and tells her she is free to leave.