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WASHINGTON DC -- During a press conference, the President announced he was going to hold his breath until Pelosi ended what he labeled a "witch hunt". The President then inhaled a large breath and stood in front of reporters. There was an odd and eerie silence for about 20 seconds before a spokesperson took over the press conference.
"As you can tell, the President is greatly disturbed by the lengths Pelosi will go to over rule a democratic and fair election," noted the spokesperson.
"What Trump is doing is analogical to the childish behavior of the Speaker of the House."
Quickly it became apparent that the President was trying to secretly take in wisps of air. When reporters raised this the spokesperson denied the accusation, "The President can hold his breath longer than any other person has ever been able to. He simply has the best lungs."
President Trump then gave thumbs up and walked off to the White House.
"As you can tell, the President is greatly disturbed by the lengths Pelosi will go to over rule a democratic and fair election," noted the spokesperson.
"What Trump is doing is analogical to the childish behavior of the Speaker of the House."
Quickly it became apparent that the President was trying to secretly take in wisps of air. When reporters raised this the spokesperson denied the accusation, "The President can hold his breath longer than any other person has ever been able to. He simply has the best lungs."
President Trump then gave thumbs up and walked off to the White House.
