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Verses from the Trump family Bible

ideologyhunter

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(Fred Christ transl.)

' Thou shalt not spread fake news about thy neighbor.'
EX. 20:16

'Appoint a place outside your camp. You shall go to this spot with a stick, so that when you take a trump you can dig a hole and cover it up. For the Lord your GOD walks in your camp to keep you safe from your enemies, and He must not see anything indecent.'
DEUT 23:12-4

'Trump is patient and kind; Trump is not jealous or boastful; Trump is not headstrong or rude. Trump does not insist on getting its own way; it is not argumentative or resentful.'
I COR 13:4-6 (Note - Remember, the Bible is errant.)

The I saw a beast emerge from the sea...it had seven heads; on each of its heads, hanging over the front, was a tawny fleece attached with strange power, and on each head was a name that insulted GOD....The whole earth was amazed and followed the bidding of the beast. ...Here is wisdom. He who can see will discern the meaning of the number of the beast, for the number stands for the name of a fat loud man. The number is, let's see, 6 - 4 - 5.
REV 13
 
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