Dear Gov. Sanders,
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Thurman Darwin Garner II (no connection to any other Darwin, ever.) We met briefly at college in Arkadelphia, and several times my daddy fixed your daddy's tires. I am applying for the job of comptroller of the Loggy Bayou Watershed Sewage Abatement Authority. I am using this separate sheet of paper to list my appreciative comments on your leadership.
First, may I say, that ever since I saw you as Press Secretary, I knew you had an official way of speaking that I can only describe as leadershippy. I even said that to my friends. You speak with a lot of force and get your point across with strong verbs and nouns.
Now that you are our governor, I am prouder than ever to have met you that time. And guess what, I have the numbers to prove it. Today, in 2023, despite the regime of the Biden Crime Family, Arkansas has the 6th highest child poverty rate -- that's down from the 4th not so long ago. Among the 50 states, we rank 43rd in child well-being, 46th in health care, and 47th in education. May I join my fellow Arkansans in issuing a chandelier-rattling rebel yell: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! We're better than Miss'sippi!"
Sincerely,
T.D. Garner II
(Can be reached on my mother's cell ph. 722-500-2092)