Merged Gaza just launched an unprovoked attack on Israel

[DrZoidberg]

All Jews aren't Zionists. Jews have all kinds of political opinions? So what's your point?

The point is that any Jew who disagrees with you is obviously an antisemitic Hamas sympathizer.

My analysis is that he too has bought the lie that Israel is committing a genocide in Gaza.

 

[ZiprHead]

All Jews aren't Zionists. Jews have all kinds of political opinions? So what's your point?

The point is that any Jew who disagrees with you is obviously an antisemitic Hamas sympathizer.

My analysis is that he too has bought the lie that Israel is committing a genocide in Gaza.

I would say he has far more experience with genocide and would be much better at recognizing it than you.

 

[Gospel]

All Jews aren't Zionists. Jews have all kinds of political opinions? So what's your point?

The point is that any Jew who disagrees with you is obviously an antisemitic Hamas sympathizer.

My analysis is that he too has bought the lie that Israel is committing a genocide in Gaza.

Your “analysis” holds no weight, especially when it’s used to dismiss the lived experience of a Holocaust survivor. The idea that you, are better positioned to judge what does or doesn’t resemble genocide than someone who actually survived one is laughable.

 

[DrZoidberg]

All Jews aren't Zionists. Jews have all kinds of political opinions? So what's your point?

The point is that any Jew who disagrees with you is obviously an antisemitic Hamas sympathizer.

My analysis is that he too has bought the lie that Israel is committing a genocide in Gaza.

If your priority isn't getting rid of Hamas

If your priority is to ignore EVERY FUCKING TIME I SAY HAMAS NEEDS TO GO THEN YOU NEED TO JUST STFU AND ADMIT YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT I SAY AND WOULD RATHER KEEP PARROTING BULLSHIT.

Pay closer attention. If you think there is any needless destruction and misery inflicted on Gazan civilians by the actions of the IDF, then you are not prioritizing the riddance of Hamas.

I don't. I think the IDF are using just as much destruction as is necessary.

IDF's track record is really good. In so far they've always been restrained. Decisive, but restrained. I think that is what is going on here.

I think the IDF are bombing as they are because that what they need to do to succeed. Hamas has spent two decades making Gaza a death trap for IDF. So hand to hand fighting is out of the question. That leaves bombing the only alternative.

And it's not like Hamas is rolling over. They're still shooting rockets at Israel.

Yes, it's awful for the Palestinians that they are ruled by these gits. But that's the situation now

 

[pood]

It nauseates me to read Zoidberg;’s venomous twaddle, with his North Korean dictator avatar. How you guys manage to wade through all his slime is beyond me.

 

[DrZoidberg]

All Jews aren't Zionists. Jews have all kinds of political opinions? So what's your point?

The point is that any Jew who disagrees with you is obviously an antisemitic Hamas sympathizer.

My analysis is that he too has bought the lie that Israel is committing a genocide in Gaza.

I would say he has far more experience with genocide and would be much better at recognizing it than you.

That's fair. There's still plenty of Jews who don't agree with him. Clearly

 

[Gospel]

All this performative concern for the Jewish people makes me sick. The audacity, the absolute fucking audacity, to weaponize their suffering, only to turn around and smear a Holocaust survivor as a mouthpiece for Hamas propaganda. It’s beyond hypocritical; it’s vile.

So tell me, DrZoidberg, do the Jewish and Palestinian people working on your project know how you really feel? Or are you too much of a pussy to say it to their faces?

 

[DrZoidberg]

All this performative concern for the Jewish people makes me sick. The audacity, the absolute fucking audacity, to weaponize their suffering, only to turn around and smear a Holocaust survivor as a mouthpiece for Hamas propaganda. It’s beyond hypocritical; it’s vile.

On the topic of weaponising suffering. You’re the one criticising Israel.

So tell me, DrZoidberg, do the Jewish and Palestinian people working on your project know how you really feel? Or are you too much of a pussy to say it to their faces?

Of course I won't tell them my opinions. It'd be like lecturing a woman on how tampons work.

I'm a bit more humble than that

 

[Gospel]

On the topic of weaponising suffering. You’re the one criticising Israel.

Stop hiding behind Israel like it shields your weak arguments. I’m criticizing you, not the country. Nothing you’ve said has even been echoed by the Israeli government itself.

 

[Gospel]

Every time I address your arguments head-on, instead of standing behind them and offering a valid reply, you deflect by hiding behind Jewish identity and crying, “Stop attacking them.” That’s the kind of move only pussies make.

 

[Gospel]

Of course I won't tell them my opinions. It'd be like lecturing a woman on how tampons work.

Yup, It's official. You're a certified pussy.

 

[Gospel]

Israel has issued official statements expressing concern for civilian casualties, particularly at aid distribution sites, and claims to be implementing changes. They’re also actively engaged in ceasefire negotiations. But by Dr. Zoidberg’s logic, I suppose that makes the Israeli government mouthpieces for Hamas.

 

[pood]

All Jews aren't Zionists. Jews have all kinds of political opinions? So what's your point?

The point is that any Jew who disagrees with you is obviously an antisemitic Hamas sympathizer.

My analysis is that he too has bought the lie that Israel is committing a genocide in Gaza.

Your “analysis” holds no weight, especially when it’s used to dismiss the lived experience of a Holocaust survivor. The idea that you, are better positioned to judge what does or doesn’t resemble genocide than someone who actually survived one is laughable.

Indeed. A powerful video. But you know, Zoidberg, with his North Korean dictator avatar and hiding behind the safety of his keyboard, thinks he knows better than an actual Holocaust survivor! What unutterable gall. “Never again,” has become “Never again, unless we do it to others.”

 

[Gospel]

I have no issue with that. But meanwhile in DrZoidberg Land

The entire narrative of Palestinians as poor oppressed victims is such bullshit. The culture of the Palestinians is so poisoned its now toxic. There's historical reasons for this. But an explanation is not an excuse. There's no excuse for how the Palestinians of Gaza and Lebanon have behaved towards Israel.

Lumping all Palestinians under one supposedly “toxic” culture contradicts everything Israel claims to stand for. And when I call out DrZoidberg’s bullshit, I’m met with a wave of disinformation and him hiding his nonsense behind the Israeli people like a pussy.

 

[DrZoidberg]

Israel has issued official statements expressing concern for civilian casualties, particularly at aid distribution sites, and claims to be implementing changes.

As you would expect from a regime acting responsibly. Does it ruin your fantasy of Israel as monsters perpetuating genocide and weaponising suffering?

They’re also actively engaged in ceasefire negotiations. But by Dr. Zoidberg’s logic, I suppose that makes the Israeli government mouthpieces for Hamas.

I wish them the best of luck.

 

[DrZoidberg]

I have no issue with that. But meanwhile in DrZoidberg Land

The entire narrative of Palestinians as poor oppressed victims is such bullshit. The culture of the Palestinians is so poisoned its now toxic. There's historical reasons for this. But an explanation is not an excuse. There's no excuse for how the Palestinians of Gaza and Lebanon have behaved towards Israel.

Lumping all Palestinians under one supposedly “toxic” culture contradicts everything Israel claims to stand for. And when I call out DrZoidberg’s bullshit, I’m met with a wave of disinformation and him hiding his nonsense behind the Israeli people like a pussy.

Talking about a culture is not the same thing as making sweeping generalisations about individuals in that culture.

But I think you know that

 

[Gospel]

Does it ruin your fantasy of Israel as monsters perpetuating genocide and weaponising suffering?

Citation needed. Show me a single post, anywhere, where I expressed the fantasy you're accusing me of. At this point, Dr. Zoidberg, this is veering into clear libel and harassment. I’d suggest you tread carefully. I’ve provided proof of your cowardly behavior, now let’s see yours. Where’s the evidence for this supposed fantasy you keep bringing up?

 

[DrZoidberg]

Of course I won't tell them my opinions. It'd be like lecturing a woman on how tampons work.

Yup, It's official. You're a certified pussy.

Ha ha. If the choices are tactless buffoon, or pussy, I'll go with pussy

So far we've only had online meetings. The Israelis and Palestinians of the project do not discuss politics in the meetings. Instead they just show a lot of concern for eachother. Its like they feel they're on the same side. Humanity.

If they can do it... so can you

 

[Gospel]

I have no issue with that. But meanwhile in DrZoidberg Land

The entire narrative of Palestinians as poor oppressed victims is such bullshit. The culture of the Palestinians is so poisoned its now toxic. There's historical reasons for this. But an explanation is not an excuse. There's no excuse for how the Palestinians of Gaza and Lebanon have behaved towards Israel.

Lumping all Palestinians under one supposedly “toxic” culture contradicts everything Israel claims to stand for. And when I call out DrZoidberg’s bullshit, I’m met with a wave of disinformation and him hiding his nonsense behind the Israeli people like a pussy.

Talking about a culture is not the same thing as making sweeping generalisations about individuals in that culture.

But I think you know that

You claim you're "just talking about culture," not making sweeping generalizations about individuals—but let's look at what you actually said:

“The entire narrative of Palestinians as poor oppressed victims is such bullshit.”
“The culture of the Palestinians is so poisoned it's now toxic.”
“There's no excuse for how the Palestinians of Gaza and Lebanon have behaved towards Israel.”

That’s not cultural critique, that’s blanket condemnation. You're not dissecting power structures or ideology; you're branding entire populations as toxic and inexcusable. You're not making distinctions you’re erasing them.

Claiming “it’s the culture, not the individuals” is just lazy rhetorical camouflage. You can’t torch the house and then pretend you’re only criticizing the paint job. If you say “Palestinian culture is toxic” and then immediately condemn how “the Palestinians of Gaza and Lebanon have behaved,” you're doing exactly what you now pretend you’re too sophisticated to be guilty of.

So don’t insult my intelligence. You made a sweeping generalization. Own it, or retract it. But don’t cowardly hide behind semantics after lobbing ideological firebombs.

 

[Gospel]

Of course I won't tell them my opinions. It'd be like lecturing a woman on how tampons work.

Yup, It's official. You're a certified pussy.

Ha ha. If the choices are tactless buffoon, or pussy, I'll go with pussy

So far we've only had online meetings. The Israelis and Palestinians of the project do not discuss politics in the meetings. Instead they just show a lot of concern for eachother. Its like they feel they're on the same side. Humanity.

If they can do it... so can you

Cut the disinformation, it’s not helping your case. I’ve been consistently on the side of humanity. What I haven’t done is stoop so low as to call a Holocaust survivor a mouthpiece for Hamas. That disgrace is yours alone.