Missisippi Churches: Now Extra Improved, with Guns

[ideologyhunter]

Yesterday their governor signed a new law allowing guns in a multitude of public spaces, including churches. (It's meant to avoid church shootings like the one perpetrated by Dusty Rooftop or whatever his dumb name is.) Thoughts? Should delusional people be packing heat?

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Well, the constitution says that delusional people can pack heat. By delusional people, I mean Americans.

 

[thebeave]

It's kind of odd how Christians think God is always protecting and looking over them, yet they need guns in "God's house" to protect them from evil. You'd think their brains would explode a la Scanners from all the cognitive dissonance.

"God protects me, yet we need guns in churches to shoot the evildoers because we can't depend on God to thwart them..but how can this be so? Must believe....must believe.....

 

[ZiprHead]

It's kind of odd how Christians think God is always protecting and looking over them, yet they need guns in "God's house" to protect them from evil. You'd think their brains would explode a la Scanners from all the cognitive dissonance.

If only...

 

[Metaphor]

Come on, Americans should know how to spell Mississippi.

Mrs em mrs I mrs ess ess I mrs ess ess I mrs pee pee I.

 

[laughing dog]

Well, the constitution says that delusional people can pack heat. By delusional people, I mean Americans.

The Canadians I know insist that they are also Americans as well.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Well, the constitution says that delusional people can pack heat. By delusional people, I mean Americans.

The Canadians I know insist that they are also Americans as well.

Well, that just because he'd be constitutionally barred from running for President if he changed his story about that.

 

[KeepTalking]

Come on, Americans should know how to spell Mississippi.

Mrs em mrs I mrs ess ess I mrs ess ess I mrs pee pee I.

Do you realize that you just spelled it 'MissesmmissesImissesssImissesssImissesppI'?

 

[ZiprHead]

Never mind the spelling. Just call it "Shithole".

 

[arkirk]

Well, the constitution says that delusional people can pack heat. By delusional people, I mean Americans.

Come on, Tom! We are not all crazy. I can understand how it can look that way from the outside, but then we have similar trained in attitudes toward certain of your proud national institutions in this country. And in traditional pot and kettle style we can cut each other up pretty damned good, usually only harming ourselves. I think the guns in church idea is just fine. I would like to suggest that they not leave the church with their weapons and keep it all there. It is a good deal for me because I do not go to church and the policy of "guns only in church" makes me feel a lot safer.

Also, this was Mississippi. Do you know how very different Mississippi is from other parts of America?

 

[braces_for_impact]

Are there any Mosques in Mississippi? I'm sure they're now able to all arm themselves too right?

 

[Jason Harvestdancer]

So there was a bill saying that a property owner could not allow guests on that property to bring firearms? And now that bill was repealed? And this is bad because property rights should not exist?

 

[Malintent]

Come on, Americans should know how to spell Mississippi.

Mrs em mrs I mrs ess ess I mrs ess ess I mrs pee pee I.

I overheard a conversation between two Italians, and it went like this
<in a heavy Italian accent>

First, Emma cum. Then I cum. Then two asses come together and I cum again!
Then two asses together again...and I cum a third time! Pee twice, and I cum again..

I was so disturbed by the graphic conversation, I had to say something...
.. and he was like, "what? I wassa justa saying howa you spell Mississippi.