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Boko Haram vs the snakes and bees

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http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-28034240


The Nigerian Army is struggling to flush Boko Haram Islamist fighters out of their forest fastness, but it seems snakes may be doing the job for them.

Two suspected Boko Haram gunmen captured by local volunteers in Maiduguri, northeastern Nigeria, said they had fled the Sambisa Forest because of "incessant snake bites", the Vanguard newspaper reports.

One of the suspects, Kolo Mustapha, said bees have also been known to join in the attacks, often leaving their victims fatally injured. Some of his fellow-fighters think there is a supernatural aspect to the attacks, fearing that Boko Haram's victims are wreaking vengeance on their killers. Mustapha said he was caught because, like many others, he was trying to sneak back into town "as we have nowhere else to go". "Our leaders have fled to Cameroon," he added, saying they had forced local youths to join the group.

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They can handle kidnapping people but they can't handle snakes and bees?
 
They can handle kidnapping people but they can't handle snakes and bees?
Hey, it's not as easy as it looks! The snake just slithered out of the ropes; and the bee was all "What are you gonna do, shoot me?" and stung the guy tying her to the chair.
 
Well, Mr. President, it’s the bees and spiders again! They stole my food stamps, and sold ‘em to the rats. And I tried to get down to my car, for to honk the horn for help, but the snakes has gotten it for the cockroaches. I go back upstairs, but the spiders has jammed the police lock! I ain’t been inside for a week, and I know that my wife is sleepin’ with the bees!

Could you state that as a question, please?

Well sure, Mr. President! Where can I get a job?!

From I Think We’re All Bozos on This Bus, 1971.
 
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