Jimmy Higgins
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In the political year that just continues to be an outlier, the junior Senator from the state with a stupid fucking ark was attacked over the weekend and sustained 5 broken ribs. The initial reports indicated minor injuries, but that doesn't seem to be the case. He was allegedly attacked from behind by a neighbor as Rand was mowing his lawn.
article said:Sen. Rand Paul calls it an "unfortunate event." Police are calling it assault — and many people are trying to figure out why Paul's neighbor, a fellow medical doctor, might allegedly have attacked him with enough force to fracture five ribs. Paul was reportedly tackled while he was mowing the grass at his home in Bowling Green, Ky.
Police who were called to Paul's home shortly after 3 p.m. local time on Friday say they arrested Paul's neighbor, 59-year-old Rene Boucher, and charged him with fourth-degree assault.