The beautiful women thread [NSFW]

[George S]

Nah, not my thing. I think I would miss all the hysterics when there's spider in the bathtub. Just wouldn't be the same.

My wife would say the same thing if presented with a robotic man.

I hope....

Well, there is the Bob.

Show

Battery operated boy. The best parts of a boy without the rest.

 

[angelo]

I read somewhere that this guy was buying Viagra by the carton, and at wholesale price.

 

[Thomas II]

 

[angelo]

Kindly Meyers.

 

[angelo]

Sophie Monk.

Just the sound of her voice never fails to give me an erection.

 

[Thomas II]

A Star Is Born (Lady Gaga)

 

[Tammuz]

Here is an entire Twitter dedicated to the subject matter of this thread, with frequent updates. The nationalities are also written out.

Found Baddies

Some examples:

Chloe Loyd, Jamaican Welsh and Dominican

https://twitter.com/itsfbaddies/status/1081637876297801729

Fiona Barron, Mexican

https://twitter.com/itsfbaddies/status/1072064956248526848

Kara Zwaanstra, Japanese Dutch and Norwegian

https://twitter.com/itsfbaddies/status/1064629622644588544

Lebanese

 

[George S]

The second one has better assets.

 

[jonatha]

The second one has better assets.

Having dispassionately examined all the photographs, I conclude you have no foundation for this statement, considering the angles from which the first six shots were taken.

Edit - Oh. I thought you said the *last* one....

 

[angelo]

Her name? Who cares!

 

[TV and credit cards]

Her name? Who cares!

No relation to Not Sure.

 

[George S]

Her name? Who cares!

No relation to Not Sure.

I am sure those knots need to be undone.

 

[thebeave]

I'll volunteer. I'm an Eagle Scout with an expertise in knots, and am always willing to lend a helping hand.

 

[jonatha]

Probably at grave risk for sunburn too, and needs some SPF 50 applied...

 

[angelo]

It would take me a day to apply the SPF 50.

 

[angelo]

Gabby Epstein.

 

[blastula]

gift for angelo.




and here https://www.instagram.com/p/BsYFRG9l2PB/

just try not to be gross.

 

[angelo]

She's fine, but Gabby Epstein is so much more sexier looking!

 

[angelo]

 

[Shake]

I'll volunteer. I'm an Eagle Scout with an expertise in knots, and am always willing to lend a helping hand.

I didn't quite make it to Eagle, but in this case, skill in tying knots is not necessary. If we can't these undone, that's where a sharp knife would come in handy.