Derec
Contributor
So the last primary debate of the year is in the rear-view mirror, and Iowa is voting in 6 short weeks. The primary field has winnowed some, but not so much that it is obvious who is most likely to win nomination. So, perfect time to speculate and put down your prediction.
The major candidates are, with age at inauguration date 2021:
VP Joe Biden (DE) - 78
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Forget Donny Two Scoops, I get two whole cones!
Pros: has experience, is well liked (mostly due to association with Obama), would likely be strong in Midwestern states Hillary lost, held his own against Corn Pop
Cons: older than dirt, gaffe prone, his two previous presidential runs went nowhere
Sen. Bernie Sanders (VT) - 79
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I got a lot of problems with you people and now you're gonna hear about it!
Pros: has a very dedicated following, Democratic Party has moved left in the recent years
Cons: oldest person running, has suffered a recent heart attack, self-described socialist
Sen. Elizabeth Warren (MA) - 71
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I thought there'd be wine. And a cave.
Pros: she has a plan for that, like Bernie rides the leftward drift of the Democratic Party, is female, younger than most other frontrunners
Cons: mangled her M4A plan, still very old, claimed to be Indian, probably too left (not just on economics but especially on identity politics) for the general election
Mayor Pete Buttigieg (IN) - 39
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I could murder a pork chop just about now. And by the way Liz, that cave wine was delicious!
Pros: young, smart, military experience, unlike all the legislators dominating the field he actually has executive office experience
Cons: possibly too young, only a mayor of a medium sized city, being gay could hurt him with blacks in the primaries and evangelicals in the general
Andrew Yang (NY) - 46
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Getting fed whipped cream straight from can by a presidential candidate is not normal. But on MATH it is.
Pros: outsider, has an unique issue (automation/AI fundamentally changing the economy necessitating something like UBI), sweet-spot age-wise
Cons: no elected office, no obvious path to nomination, could miss next debate
Mayor Michael Bloomberg (NY) - 78
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Must protect people from the big gulp!
Pros: EE degree, a refreshing change from JD most others have, can self-fund campaign, ran city that is bigger than all but 11 states
Cons: nanny stater (banned large servings of sugary drinks, wants to keep weed illegal), between Biden and Bernie on age, refusal to seek donation keeps him from the debate stage, path to nomination involves hope of Biden collapse
Sen. Amy Klobuchar (MN) - 60

This campaign is giving me a headache.
Pros: woman, not too old, Mid-western, moderate
Cons: failed to catch fire so far, has reputation of mistreating staffers, wanted Obama to go after adult porn, salad-gate
The major candidates are, with age at inauguration date 2021:
VP Joe Biden (DE) - 78
View attachment 25351
Forget Donny Two Scoops, I get two whole cones!
Pros: has experience, is well liked (mostly due to association with Obama), would likely be strong in Midwestern states Hillary lost, held his own against Corn Pop
Cons: older than dirt, gaffe prone, his two previous presidential runs went nowhere
Sen. Bernie Sanders (VT) - 79
View attachment 25356
I got a lot of problems with you people and now you're gonna hear about it!
Pros: has a very dedicated following, Democratic Party has moved left in the recent years
Cons: oldest person running, has suffered a recent heart attack, self-described socialist
Sen. Elizabeth Warren (MA) - 71
View attachment 25358
I thought there'd be wine. And a cave.
Pros: she has a plan for that, like Bernie rides the leftward drift of the Democratic Party, is female, younger than most other frontrunners
Cons: mangled her M4A plan, still very old, claimed to be Indian, probably too left (not just on economics but especially on identity politics) for the general election
Mayor Pete Buttigieg (IN) - 39
View attachment 25360
I could murder a pork chop just about now. And by the way Liz, that cave wine was delicious!
Pros: young, smart, military experience, unlike all the legislators dominating the field he actually has executive office experience
Cons: possibly too young, only a mayor of a medium sized city, being gay could hurt him with blacks in the primaries and evangelicals in the general
Andrew Yang (NY) - 46
View attachment 25361
Getting fed whipped cream straight from can by a presidential candidate is not normal. But on MATH it is.
Pros: outsider, has an unique issue (automation/AI fundamentally changing the economy necessitating something like UBI), sweet-spot age-wise
Cons: no elected office, no obvious path to nomination, could miss next debate
Mayor Michael Bloomberg (NY) - 78
View attachment 25362
Must protect people from the big gulp!
Pros: EE degree, a refreshing change from JD most others have, can self-fund campaign, ran city that is bigger than all but 11 states
Cons: nanny stater (banned large servings of sugary drinks, wants to keep weed illegal), between Biden and Bernie on age, refusal to seek donation keeps him from the debate stage, path to nomination involves hope of Biden collapse
Sen. Amy Klobuchar (MN) - 60

This campaign is giving me a headache.
Pros: woman, not too old, Mid-western, moderate
Cons: failed to catch fire so far, has reputation of mistreating staffers, wanted Obama to go after adult porn, salad-gate
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