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Jesus 2020

 
 
 
Okay, let's head this off.

1) He swiped some guy's donkey and made off with it (JN 12)
2) He zapped the shit of some guy's fig tree (MT 21)
3) Another guy lost 2000 pigs to him -- major bacon larceny (MK 5)
4) He knocked over the moneychangers' tables & ran them out of the temple -- overregulation run wild (MT 21)
5) Talk about nepotism: I'll be God and you be Messiah. Right, just like Jared K. (Or Hunter, take yer pick)
6) Has inspired countless torture sessions, executions by fire, rope, and pressing to death, and even more deaths from war.
7) Single-handedly made Sunday morning a grindingly boring Sahara of stupid droning music and soporific verbigerating.
8) Told the rich they won't get into heaven and told the inquiring young man to sell all his possessions and give his money to the (ugh) poor.

Lock Him Up! Lock Him Up! Lock Him Up!
 
I guess they're no different than those JESUS license plates people have on their donkeys - I mean their cars. I wonder if people tattooed JESUS on their horses, their oxen and their asses.

Maybe there were street vendors running around in Geeeeerusalem with big signs telling people to tattoo Jesus on their ass. That would be "My Ass for Jesus."
 
Whoever came up with this dumb ass idea must be laughing all the way to the bank.

It reminds me of our drive out to see Jobar last weekend. The further we got away from town, the more Trump signs we saw, but they were almost always next to some sign that said to pray, trust god, etc. etc. It's kind of sad that these people are so easily manipulated. I really don't think Jesus would be a Trump supporter. I think the verse, "Jesus wept" is more likely to explain how he would feel if he knew how his name was being exploited by a monstrous sociopathic hypocrite.
 
Spacetime Inhabitant said:
I wonder if the people displaying this "inspiring sign" realize that the GOP candidate is the AntiChrist.
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Does passing the Montreal Cognitive Assessment give you the brain power to be a successful Antichrist? Maybe. But I thought the AC had to be able to encapsulate a new world order and usher in the reign of Satan or something. Not sure Trump would be loyal to Satan. He'd want horns of his own. I think if Trump was a sort of rough draft Antichrist, there would eventually be complaints from imps and sub-demons that would get to Satan. "Boss, this guy is an absolute anus. Kill him now and there's a really interesting, slinky-looking guy named Jared who might be groomed for the part."
 
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