QAnon Supporters Say Cicada Landing on Biden's Neck Is Proof Plan Is Working

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

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QAnon Supporters Say Cicada Landing on Biden's Neck Is Proof Plan Is Working

"JOE BIDEN BITTEN BY A CICADA - COMMS? Just so happens that Cicada nymphs emerge after a 17-year childhood underground!!!" We The Media wrote.

For QAnon supporters, anything that can be linked to the number 17, no matter how tenuous, can be interpreted as "comms" for them as Q is the 17th letter of the alphabet.

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The "underground" comment is a reference to a long held belief from QAnon that there exists a network of secret underground tunnels where children are being trafficked and abused by the satanic pedophiles they claim they will one day expose.

 

[Trausti]

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

Millions of your followers?

 

[Patooka]

You're not this fucking stupid. You know how many of your tribe care.

 

[lpetrich]

First the fly on Mike Pence's head. Now the cicada on Joe Biden's neck.

‘It got me’: Joe Biden swats away cicada as he boards Air Force One | Joe Biden | The Guardian - "President brushed off bug attack but previous evening some press had been delayed after charter plane was swarmed by cicadas"

 

[untermensche]

The belief in the magic properties of numbers.

Q is the 17th letter.

This is not a mere random contingency.

It was placed there by the gods.

 

[KeepTalking]

The company you keep, and more and more of your chosen leaders every day.

 

[Bullmoose Too]

Has there ever been a Qanon prediction or conspiracy, no matter how trivial, that has been shown to be true?

 

[ideologyhunter]

Has there ever been a Qanon prediction or conspiracy, no matter how trivial, that has been shown to be true?

The part about Pelosi and Hillary doing the watusi naked during the midnight covens where the kidnapped children are divvied up for prostitution or for cannibalism?

 

[Rhea]

These people look so crazy - and yet it boggles the mind how many of them there are.

 

[Mumbles]

Yeah, they clearly don't get how many of the noisy bugs there are about now. If it's day and not raining, you kinda just expect them underfoot, landing on you, all over the trees, and so on. That's why one landing on you is generally considered proof of nothing.

 

[ZiprHead]

Yeah, they clearly don't get how many of the noisy bugs there are about now. If it's day and not raining, you kinda just expect them underfoot, landing on you, all over the trees, and so on. That's why one landing on you is generally considered proof of nothing.

Proof of nothing doesn't land in a Q's wheelhouse.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

These people look so crazy - and yet it boggles the mind how many of them there are.

Since there are millions, many took part in the insurrection, and they're being told Trump will regain the Presidency in August, I wonder what exactly they will do then.

 

[Gospel]

At least this conspiracy makes more sense than current Generation white people claiming they have nothing to do with slavery but want to memorialize their racist leaders from the past and celebrate racist holidays.

 

[ideologyhunter]

But the Civil War was just about states' rights, wasn't it? The white South didn't care if all the slaves walked free, did it? Surely they didn't think they'd done anything bad to their slaves?

 

[LoAmmo]

At least this conspiracy makes more sense than current Generation white people claiming they have nothing to do with slavery but want to memorialize their racist leaders from the past and celebrate racist holidays.

Be better than that.