Copernicus
Industrial Grade Linguist
If you want to present an honest argument that God exists, then do so. If you want to amuse people with a tongue-in-cheek post, then let people know that that you aren't being serious. I don't speak for others, but I really don't appreciate having my time wasted.
Were you looking for arguments for God that are convincing? You're not likely to get them from me because I don't know of any. Whenever you read anything you're never guaranteed that you're going to like it or find what you want.
Anyway, Ideologyhunter got my point right away. Although I do use some subtle humor in the OP, I'm very serious that Christian apologists have little of substance to offer when they argue for God's existence. If the Christian God really exists, then apologists could offer everything in the OP. Since apologists can't offer such clear and unambiguous evidence, they're not making their case for God, and his existence is then very questionable.
Got it?
Sure, after it was explained. Since you are a new member, I thought that you were a theist who wandered into here. Knowing theists who are that naive and make such stupid arguments, I decided to take your post at face value. If you want to all snicker at theists and the stupidity of their arguments, have at it. I've done that for such a long time that I've grown quite weary of it. Have fun. Life is short, so it is good to have a sense of humor, even if it can get a bit mean-spirited at times. Theists get a lot of yucks out of ridiculing atheists, too, so what's the harm?