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Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie
- Thread starter Wiploc
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"I didn't get a harrumph outta that guy."
SLD
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Winner. With several good runners up.
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"That's one really big pile of shit."
Bomb#20
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He just took that guy's wallet!
Thomas II
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You're gonna need a bigger boat...
Thomas II
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“It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again”
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Thomas II
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Thanks, what line goes here?
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[sniffs]
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[sniffs]
Chet Pussy: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
SLD
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I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.Thanks, what line goes here?
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You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all. Poor soul, you were just too high strung.Thanks, what line goes here?
Thomas II
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WINNER!!!!I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.Thanks, what line goes here?
SLD
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Since it’s Christmas what’s this Santa saying?
Thomas II
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I get real mean when my feet hurt. It's the only time I don't like checking out customers, when my feet hurt.