Free cars, and other stuff, September 25th!

I am not anti Jesus or Yahweh. You are inventing an enemy because it makes you feel good to believe it.

Christians love to play the victim. Jesus the ultimate victim. A bloody crown of thorns and crucified. It is a cult of pain.

I do not like Christians who demand I believe like they do.
I do not like a lot of what Christians do based on interpreting the Holy Babel.

Over here Jews who generally just want to live within their community are at the top of the hate crime list. Attacked historically by Christians.

I associate hypocrisy with Christians.

An old saying, your right to extend your elbow ends at my nose.

I do not hate Jesus or Yahweh. I take it as mythology no different than any other. Indifference.

We're almost a week out from the dud Rapture. It was based on a vision from a South African preacher, which somehow got some of the faithful itchin' and boogie'n. To keep the party going, I would like to propose a few more Rapture dates. And who's to say my vision isn't as good as Preacher Mhlaleka's?
December 13, 1925 - Dick Van Dyke's 100th birthday. Just feels right. God keeps him alive for a reason.
Okay, if that doesn't grab you, there's a whole confluence of events around March 18-20 of 2026. If this doesn't convince you to sell your belongings and give the money to the poor (or me), well, nothing will. This is what's coming down in less than 6 months:
March 18, 2026: 13th anniversary of the return (read: Resurrection) of Twinkies to the grocery shelves.
March 19, 2026: 14th anniversary of death of Fred Phelps (a self-declared man of God)
March 20: 172nd anniversary of founding of Republican Party and 96th anniversary of founding of KFC.

I am putting my reputation as a prognosticator on the line. I realize that. You can withhold your praise until mid-December or third week of March, depending. My faith is strong. How about yours?

Rapture in 1925?

HG Wells involved?

Good news, the Rapture is still on. Pastor Mhlakela realized he was using the wrong calendar. Don't try to think about how it works, just go with it and go with God. You have till October 7th now.