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SLD said:

Just got my prostate exam. I got the thumbs up.

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This is a joke that I created in the 1990s:
A friend of a bridge guarding troll arrives and notices his friend seems a bit unwell and pale looking.
He says to the troll, “What’s up? You look like you’ve seen a goat.”

News item on Channel 7 (Perth, Western Australia) on 6 PM news on Sunday 15/02/04
“Three terrorists were killed, two with Lebanese passports.”

From Terry Pratchett’s ‘Monstrous Regiment’ – p25:
‘Thank you,’ said Igor. ‘And I would like to give the picture a wipe if it’th all the
thame to you.’ He produced a small cloth.
‘Wipe it?’ said Strappi. ‘Is that allowed, sergeant?’
‘What do you want to wipe it for, mister?’ said Jackrum.
‘To remove the invithible demonth’, said Igor.
‘I can’t see any invis---‘ Strappi began, and stopped.