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The DJT Ballroom is projected to open well before the chubby one leaves office. He probably envisions emceeing some future Kennedy Center Honors from there. I would suggest another broadcast model: the 1994 Jackson Family Honors, which NBC ran in 1994. It was a one-time event; there had been...

I hate the AI customer sales reps who talk to me with folksy voices, adding "um"s and "er"s, repeating things I just said and throwing me compliments. It's a hall of mirrors experience that leaves me unsettled, empty, and sometimes sullen. This will obviously become more and more the...

The Trump dance -- that stupid arm-pumping -- makes him look like he's in gay porn, taking on 2 guys in a YMCA shower room. It's bad enough at rallies. We need a huge ballroom to showcase this move?

A man joins a country club and the manager gives him a tour. As they get close to the pool, the man grabs the manager by the arm and says, "Quick, walk on this side of me. I'll keep my head down, and you walk me past the pool." The manager says, "What's the matter?" The man says, "Those two...

It's a much-used ploy in Christian apologetics. The writer will point out that some of the most horrible mass slaughters in history were carried out by atheistic leaders -- Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot. They usually leave out Hitler, who was Catholic and sometimes claimed to be doing God's...

So, if the communion host were to be made by KK, some of us would throw out our Dawkins?

There may be something to Junior's claim that there is a link between circumcision and autism. Doctor: Nurse, go ahead with the local. Nurse (a moment later) He's ready, doctor. (Doctor rolls chair and surgical table to mother's bed. Picks up scalpel, leans forward. Newborn's hand shoots out...

As Trump will tell you, it's all about having the money. The money. The money. Everyone must know you have it, and everyone must envy you. The money, the money. Trump (singing in shower) Money, it's a hit! Don't give me that goody-good bullshit!! Melania (singing in adjacent shower) De...

Herman Cain would like to agree with you, but.

Got it -- thanks.

True up to 1913 -- there are 27 amendments right now. (Please don't tell me #25 aint there!! We may need it!!)

Or -- word has it -- his adult diaper protocol.

Turns out the real Trump came out in his Truth Social posting of an AI video showing him flying a plane over a No Kings rally and drenching the crowd in a massive diarrhea drop. Such a five-year-old. This should be played at his funeral. "I will be the most presidential President since...

Not bad, for a Trump post. But totally out of reach for his level of wit. Someone wrote this for him and convinced him it was a cool way to act unconcerned. The real Trump would've ended this like the Easter rants he used to post, which would end with him wishing that his enemies would roast...

Sadly enough, if you just turned 21, you were 7 years old when Trump started his Birther nonsense, and you were 11 going on 12 when he took his escalator ride and started railing against Mexicans. As you started middle school, he was Pres. You don't have a memory sense of how vicious and...

In my little town the crowd was big, but the demographic skewed way too far toward the elderly. Hey kids, you better start reclaiming your country from the Trump crowd. Fight like hell or you won't -- no -- act locally and speak out while you still can.

I'm going, but only because I hate America.

According to Pam Bondi, Trump's war on fentanyl this year saved the lives of 258 million Americans. That's the equivalent of every U.S. citizen if you omit CA, TX, and PA. Trump saved 47 states' worth of us!! All this while ending 8 wars (and counting)!! All this while wearing adult...

Anyway, it's no sure bet. With today's do-it-yourself DNA tests, something like 3% of the customers are finding out the secrets their mama never told them. Mama's baby, Papa's maybe. The New Yorker ran a piece about it in the Aug. 25 ish.

I just read the story in I Kings 3 where Solomon says he'll decide who gets the baby by cutting it in half with a sword. When I've heard this story before, it has been a retelling, and it simply calls the two mothers 'women'. In the Bible account, they are 'harlots' sharing a roof. Both have...