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If I could make money appear out of thin air, as the US government can, how would that be incorrect? Where do you think the billions for Ukraine came from, Fort Knox?

I just read his comments, and it made my day to see that he said that.

“Info” Otto snuck that one in; the f and t are too similar for my old eyes.

I need to look up into on her staff to see if she has an official “beer-holder”.

Last night’s cloud map perfectly blanketed every member of my family, in three different states. I think it’s time to sacrifice something.

So it’s not safe to name them after trees either. And don’t get me started on Pluto Middle School. My elementary school had a name (honoring a temperance reformer 😄) and a number. We could have just used the number.

I hope some of you are getting a look at the aurora. This is the strongest storm to hit Earth in nearly 20 years, and the display is apparently reaching as far as the southern US states. Another blast was expected last night and will hit today and tomorrow. We were blocked last night. Today is...

Sorry, I don’t share info with robots.

The “articles” remark was intended to be humorous, although I did peruse them as well as the photos. Quite a few heavy hitters were published in Playboy..

I made a fascinating archeological discovery last week. My in-laws are preparing to move into an assisted living development, and my wife and her sister are helping them downsize the mountain of crap they've collected over the years, some of which was stored in the sister's attic. Wife brought...

Technically, he paid her to forget they had sex. You'd think she would want to do that for free; why would anyone want to remember that nightmare?

Not sure how “emails” got in there.

Reminds me of the M*A*S*H episode where Col. Blake pulled out all the fake emails from Klinger’s family: “Here’s an oldie but a goodie: half the family dying, the other half pregnant.”

IIRC, the judge is allowing F-head to criticize him and the prosecutors, but no one else.

Clearly they don’t matter.

Aside from the economy and the food supply being destroyed, it should work out great.

They’re all whores.