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Open convention, like the good old days. It would bring more publicity and suspense to the thing than we've seen in half a century. Drawback: the idiot legislature in my state would be able to keep the nominee off our ballot. But Ohio is Trump-friendly anyway. Will this happen? Nothing I...

Did Trump take it? He's awful good at mental assessments, ya know. Man, woman, TV...

If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN....

Three cowboys are eatin' beans around the campfire. Suddenly, from out on the lone prairie, a drumbeat starts. They sit up straight and lock eyes. One of them says, "I don't like the sound o' them drums, pardners." A shrill Indian voice calls out from the darkness: "He's not our regular drummer!"

Nothing to Crow about.

You who have read the decision...how do they claim it is found in the Constitution?

While Clarence and his buddies were elected by...oh, right, they weren't.

And what timing this court has...just in time for a convicted criminal to gain control of the DOJ.

I can't get past the thread title. My mind is just too nasty. NOW ON SALE ON THIS SPECIAL TV OFFER -- ACT NOW -- YOU GET NOT ONE BUT TWO DVDS FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $49.95 PLUS SHIPPING BUT YOU MUST ACT NOW!! You've seen them at St. Barts...you saw them in Maui...now see SCOTUS GONE WILD AT...

If I returned to teaching -- a pox on the thought -- and had, say, a fifth grade class in Huey Long Elementary, I think I'd start the day by pointing to our Ten Commandments poster and saying, "Class, first, we'll read these together so that you understand each one. Then, your assignment will...

Two years is a long time to let a fully charged Trump run amok in the land. Project 2025 is already drafted. Goodbye Paris Accords, goodbye NATO, goodbye civil service system, goodbye nonpartisan FBI, and, if he has Congress on his side, OMG. We're off to Jesusland on a supertrain. Texans...

A farmer goes into a bar and orders a double shot of Glenlivet. A woman two stools down says, "What a coincidence. I just ordered a double shot of Glenlivet." The farmer says, "Well, I'm celebrating." The woman says, "What a coincidence. I'm celebrating, too. We've been trying to have a baby...

Well said. The Christians should also be asked, how could the resurrection of Lazarus be found only in the last gospel to be written? John says that Lazarus died only two miles from Jerusalem, that many Judeans came out to comfort the two sisters, and that many of them saw the miracle occur...

The real victimless crime: blasphemy

"My hypothesis involves natural processes and chemical combinations." "We don't need that, because we have a book that gives us the answer." "Doesn't that book also have a talking ass, a man who dies at age 969, a woman who turns into salt, a man who grazes on grass for seven years, and a...

Anyone for some bleach blonde, bad built, butch body around here? No?

I've already booked my gear for Mar-a-Lago: Scuba Encounter, in 2060.

I didn't mention the so-called "independent" voters, so you have a point. But today's independent voters seem to me to be as maddeningly obtuse as the Trumpies. Who, in the summer of 2024, doesn't know all they need to know about Donald Trump? But maybe, some of those mysterious independents...

Gospel and Scom nailed it. This report will only matter to those who already know that supporting Trump is like being pro-brain tumors. The loyal Trump base won't hear about it, because they're insulated from any unfavorable news about their hero. The news feeds they use wouldn't touch it...

The sign makers missed a real stinker in I Corinthians: "...any woman who prays or prophesies with her head unveiled dishonors her head...For a man ought not to cover his head, since he is the image and glory of God; but woman is the glory of man. For man was not made from woman, but woman from...