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According to wikipedia, in the Middle Ages, at least 18 churches in Europe claimed to have one of the most coveted relics in Christendom, the foreskin of Jesus. Dude was packin'.

Just did a bit of googlin'. This is another breathless 'Stop the Presses!' claim from the deceased Ron Wyatt, who was sort of the Rona Barrett of creationists. He made over 100 archaeological 'discoveries', most famously, the supposed petrified Noah's Ark in Turkey, which actually looks more...

Her book can stand proudly next to Paris: The Memoir and Marky Mark ('I wanna dedicate this book to my dick.')

I REALLY DON'T CARE DO U?

There's only one thing to do, and it must be done quickly. Well, actually more like 9 things. 1) Isolate JC's DNA, implant it in an ovum from Laura Loomer (she's 31, and hence a suitable bearer of the MAGA savior) and stuff the thing back in her. 2) Find 3 wise MAGA Magi somewhere -- I don't...

Grifters gonna grift (until the spotlight is turned on.) In '16, Trump skipped a GOP debate event to host a veteran's benefit -- he then crowed that he'd raised $6 million for veterans. The figure turned out to be less than $5m, so his campaign announced that Trump had personally donated an...

Trump sends an oppo squad to Alameda County. "I have investigators in all the McDonalds down there, and they can't believe what they're finding!!"

So, on a scale of 1 to a billion, 1 being "beyond positive" and a billion being "like, fucking inevitable", how likely is it that Trump will say Vance won the debate?

So, if I'm hearing you all correctly, no one's on board with my hula hoop event?

That's good! The Big 7 (Hinduism, Judaism, Buddhism, Confucianism, Taoism, Christianity, and Islam) had spawn times between about 2000BCE and 600 CE, and so were, effectively, pre-science and pre-medicine. The modern situation of major societies where the mass populations have enough to eat...

So...is there a chain of consequences that flow from this? Earthquakes, etc.? If so, can't we simply issue hula hoops to every person on earth, and on a given day, have everyone from the Aleuts to the Zimbabweans hula hoop in a preset spin direction, until surface and core sync up? If Trump was...

By way of comparison with weak supposition, there is actually a branch of (mostly Catholic) theology called Josephology, devoted to study of JC's supposed stepdad. Centers for Josephology are located in Canada, Spain, and Italy. Somewhere along the line, a tradition started that Joseph was a...

Not to mention (like I'm about to do) that the Von Drumpfs brought prostitution to Seattle and that Melania's folks are here through "chain migration." Or that Crazy Horse wished they all would go back to the coast and sail away.

Equality always feels like oppression to the privileged. (Not my words -- read it in a back ish of Freethought Today.)

Someone tell me what drug the Trump rally crowds are into. Here's Trump on Sat., Sept. 7, at a rally in Wisconsin: "Kamala supports states being able to take minor children and perform sex change operations. Can you imagine, you're a parent and your son leaves the house, and you say, 'Jimmy...

You might've scared him off with Chad. His crowd doesn't want any sperm donations from Chad (or any other shithole country.)

Your formula for deciding why birth rates vary is Q-friendly, i.e., for the tin hat crowd.

Ah yes, the Great Replacement Theory, which is taught in all the best universities derives from the spittle-inflected rants of David Duke and the Charlottesville skinheads, and by way of Tucker C. and Laura I. and Donald the idiot 'stable genius' ...The theory that is propounded by no Dems I...

Well, yeah. Blood sacrifice goes all the way through the Bible, culminating in human or human/god sacrifice. It's at least as pervasive a theme as the theoretical love of God.

Crucifixion victims were usually stripped naked, to make their humiliation complete. And yes, I am recommending a redo on church statuary and stained glass windows. Kids who are forced to go to church gotta have something to snicker about. I mean, the naked truth shall set you free.