Q. How do you make a dog meow?
A. You hang it in the freezer for a couple of day, and run it through the table saw: MMMRRREOW!
Related joke:
Q. How do you make a cat bark?
A. You dip it in gasoline, hang it from the garage door, and put a match under it: WOOF!
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