Caption Contest

[Tigers!]

The only problem with the new disposable face mask is breathing.

Salmon or tuna?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Each caption is of such an extraordinary pedigree, of such incredible imagination, I couldn't make a decision as to which one edged out the others.

Well, actually, I just can't decide, so first to post an image of those that posted wins.

 

[fromderinside]

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Oh. You said begging not bagging?

 

[Tigers!]

For your edification and enjoyment

 

[fromderinside]

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Hay? Jude!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Come on, dude. Hurry up and take a shit in the middle of the street. I need to get this lunch basket to my boss.

 

[ZiprHead]

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Hey, Buttercup. Wanna go on a picnic with me when your shift is done?

And the obligatory: Dude, where's my car.

 

[Veritass]

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In a weird twist of fate, Kevin Spacey and Mr. Ed, both outed in the "Me, Too!" movement, ended up working together in Ensenada.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Why don't I ever get to hold the basket?

 

[starwater]

For your edification and enjoyment
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That’s right walk nicely next to me, I’m only hauling the bread today, you get to carry your man purse and grandmas picnic basket, just don’t embarrass me.

 

[blastula]

Bakery employee delivers bread to customer.

 

[Tigers!]

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Hay? Jude!

Nice strawman cultural reference.

The winner!

 

[fromderinside]

OK

Here goes

 

[Tigers!]

OK

Here goes

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Do you like my sneer?

 

[spikepipsqueak]

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Evidently Camilla isn't the only one who can eat an apple through a chain link fence.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

I have the best facial expressions. So many really, really intelligent and respected people are saying so.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Despite Trump trying real hard to say he was “sorry”, it didn’t go well.

 

[starwater]

Hee Haw

 

[hyzer]

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"This just in, today a vacationing bass fisherman, Pennsylvanian Biff Hockpucky, hooked the biggest one of his long casting career. When asked what bait he was using Mr. Hockpucky said, "Cheeseballs, Utz cheeseballs. I got only a far pinch on that one before the hook pulled out. Its okay though, wooda tossed him back. I don't keep bottom feeders"."

 

[Elixir]

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"See these dentures? These are the best dentures. Nobody has better dentures. Look at Obama's dentures. They're really bad."