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10 tips for a happy life, according to Pope Francis
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hurtinbuckaroo
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Didn't he also say:
11) Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.
12) Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
13) Don't eat fried food, it angries up the blood.
14) Mother always told me, if you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to no one else.
15) You win a few, you lose a few. Some get rained out. But you got to dress for all of them.
16) Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.
Well, maybe not that last one.
11) Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.
12) Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
13) Don't eat fried food, it angries up the blood.
14) Mother always told me, if you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to no one else.
15) You win a few, you lose a few. Some get rained out. But you got to dress for all of them.
16) Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.
Well, maybe not that last one.
Harry Bosch
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?? He's probably had 10 times more than you and I combined! He's a former priest.
Derec
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Not even from an altar boy?
Seriously though, he only became priest at 33 and worked as a bouncer before then so I doubt he was a virgin.
This does not give me *less* cause to question his judgment on the topic.
His judgment on which topic?
Which of those ten things do you think his judgment is questionable on?
Blowjobs not being one of those ten things.
You gonna seriously tell me "blowjobs" aren't above "stop proselytizing".
Cause you do a lot of proselytizing.
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EricK
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Perhaps he thinks they are both covered by a general "don't try to force things down other people's throats" proposition.
CJW
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Seems like it could be re-titled: 10 tips for a happy life, without God.
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11. Just be happy to be here and hope you can help the ball club
12. You gotta play them one game at a time and god willing, everything will work out...
12. You gotta play them one game at a time and god willing, everything will work out...
Has anyone confirmed that he's not a pod person??? Why are we getting such reasonable stuff from the papacy???
The only one I have a problem with is #5--I see nothing special about Sunday. Have time for family, it doesn't matter when that time is.
The only one I have a problem with is #5--I see nothing special about Sunday. Have time for family, it doesn't matter when that time is.
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Vatican clarification coming in 3 .. 2 .. 1 ..
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This was from the pope? I thought it was from a Hallmark card.
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