110 reasons why women live longer than men.....

[phands]

These are genuinely funny...

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-me...longer/?cexp_id=11263&cexp_var=58&_f=featured

 

[ZiprHead]

That's a whole lotta stupid on one page!

 

[phands]

Yep! It's like the Darwin Awards sign-up page...

 

[Jobar]

Testosterone: maybe the most dangerous drug on Earth. Especially when mixed with adrenaline.

 

[Tigers!]

Did they mention the most obvious one?
Men want to do first.

 

[Patooka]

I'm sorry, but if those images are wrong, I don't want to live on a planet that's right.

 

[ideologyhunter]

I think this is from one of Jackie the Joke Man's collections.
Q:Why do husbands die an average of five years earlier than their wives?
A: They want to.