A Day Without Bullshit

[Jimmy Higgins]

What kind of a pathetic loser makes defeatist claims like "We cannot build bananas in America"?

While he's busy being a negative nellie, some true American entrepreneur is out there, laying the foundations of an All American banana factory, where he will build American bananas for American consumers, now that Trump has protected him from the evil foreigners with their shoddily built bananas assembled by underpaid workers in banana sweatshops.

Or something.

Sure you can: hothouses. Economically, no.

I am pretty sure you can't build bananas economically anywhere.

Yeah... getting a proper seal with the peel is just going to be impossible.

 

[ZiprHead]

What kind of a pathetic loser makes defeatist claims like "We cannot build bananas in America"?

While he's busy being a negative nellie, some true American entrepreneur is out there, laying the foundations of an All American banana factory, where he will build American bananas for American consumers, now that Trump has protected him from the evil foreigners with their shoddily built bananas assembled by underpaid workers in banana sweatshops.

Or something.

Sure you can: hothouses. Economically, no.

I am pretty sure you can't build bananas economically anywhere.

Yeah... getting a proper seal with the peel is just going to be impossible.

Sounds like General Motors. Just buy better quality gaskets.

 

[thebeave]

Seat Fillers Needed - June 14th - Constitution Avenue - DC - talent gigs - craigslist

T-Mellon Events is looking for seat fillers and extras to provide their time for space maximization and attendance perception for an event taking place in Washington DC on June 14th. Extras and Seat...

washingtondc.craigslist.org

Not sure if you posted this here in this thread because it most certainly IS bullshit, but if so, then kudos for calling it out:

Breaking down Craigslist ad seeking seat fillers on day of Trump's DC parade

 

[The Colourful Jester]

If we apply, can we turn up wearing blue hats?

 

[Patooka]

If we apply, can we turn up wearing blue hats?

Just wear a red hat that says, "HFDG".

 

[TomC]

If we apply, can we turn up wearing blue hats?

Just wear a red hat that says, "HFDG".

How about a red hat that says "8647"?
Tom
ETA ~Anybody know how to design one that spells MAGA in seashells? Ya know, were the M might be mistaken for an 8 and stuff?~

 

[Patooka]

If we apply, can we turn up wearing blue hats?

Just wear a red hat that says, "HFDG".

How about a red hat that says "8647"?
Tom
ETA ~Anybody know how to design one that spells MAGA in seashells? Ya know, were the M might be mistaken for an 8 and stuff?~

FYI, H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, F is the 6th etc. Considering how many Trump supporters have "88" tattoos, I guarantee they'd get the reference.

 

[TomC]

If we apply, can we turn up wearing blue hats?

Just wear a red hat that says, "HFDG".

How about a red hat that says "8647"?
Tom
ETA ~Anybody know how to design one that spells MAGA in seashells? Ya know, were the M might be mistaken for an 8 and stuff?~

FYI, H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, F is the 6th etc. Considering how many Trump supporters have "88" tattoos, I guarantee they'd get the reference.

HH?
Herbert Hoover?
Tom

 

[Patooka]

If we apply, can we turn up wearing blue hats?

Just wear a red hat that says, "HFDG".

How about a red hat that says "8647"?
Tom
ETA ~Anybody know how to design one that spells MAGA in seashells? Ya know, were the M might be mistaken for an 8 and stuff?~

FYI, H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, F is the 6th etc. Considering how many Trump supporters have "88" tattoos, I guarantee they'd get the reference.

HH?
Herbert Hoover?
Tom

Nope

 

[TomC]

If we apply, can we turn up wearing blue hats?

Just wear a red hat that says, "HFDG".

How about a red hat that says "8647"?
Tom
ETA ~Anybody know how to design one that spells MAGA in seashells? Ya know, were the M might be mistaken for an 8 and stuff?~

FYI, H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, F is the 6th etc. Considering how many Trump supporters have "88" tattoos, I guarantee they'd get the reference.

HH?
Herbert Hoover?
Tom

Nope

I'm not clicking that.
I'd probably throw up.
Tom

 

[Patooka]

I'm not clicking that.
I'd probably throw up.
Tom

Short version - 88 is a common tattoo for neo nazis. And every day "Neo nazi Trump supporter" becomes more and more of a tautology.

 

[ZiprHead]

Journalist Terry Moran of ABC News has been suspended because he called PeeWee German a "world class hater."

And now he's been fired.

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[thebeave]

Uh...no.

Did Fox News add 'fake cheering' sounds to Trump's Army anniversary parade speech?

Dude, you really need to be a little more skeptical about all these anti-Trump/Republican twitter posts you make. Especially on a thread called,
"A Day Without Bullshit". You know who else repeats a lot of made up bullshit he sees on social media?

Donald "they're eating the cats and dogs!" Trump

You don't want to be like him do you?

 

[ZiprHead]

Critical hurricane forecast tool abruptly terminated

On Monday, the U.S. Department of Defense announced it would immediately stop ingesting, processing, and transmitting data essential to most hurricane forecasts.

www.local10.com

On Tuesday, the U.S. Department of Defense announced it would immediately stop ingesting, processing, and transmitting data essential to most hurricane forecasts.

The announcement was formalized on Wednesday when NOAA distributed a service change notice to all users, including the National Hurricane Center, that by next Monday, June 30th, they would no longer receive real-time microwave data collected aboard three weather satellites jointly run by NOAA and the U.S. Department of Defense.

"Ingesting"??? Weird use of the word but the bullshit is clear. Fuck people.

 

[scombrid]

Those microwave data are very important. I want to know the rationale here. Are they sloppily trying to block climate research without caring for the operational safety that good forecasting provides to military and civilian users? There’s a reason this is a joint DoD and NOAA project. Why are they killing it? Help adversaries? Malicious stupidity? WTF!

Ingesting data is a fairly common use term.

 

[ZiprHead]

Ingesting data is a fairly common use term.

Did not know that. TY

 

[scombrid]

Weather nerds are funny.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

Those microwave data are very important. I want to know the rationale here. Are they sloppily trying to block climate research without caring for the operational safety that good forecasting provides to military and civilian users? There’s a reason this is a joint DoD and NOAA project. Why are they killing it? Help adversaries? Malicious stupidity? WTF!

Ingesting data is a fairly common use term.

I would be surprised if it wasn't useful for climate research. The same forces that drive hurricanes are things that climate scientists will be looking at.

 

[unapologetic]

They grow bananas in Russia.

Great. there won't be tariffs on Russian bananas.

No one wins in America with Trump's tariff policies. Makes one 'wonder' who is putting this stupid idea into his head.

On again, off again tariffs create large fluctuations in stock prices. If Rump's friends invest at the right time, they make lots of money

Anybody know how to design one that spells MAGA in seashells? Ya know, were the M might be mistaken for an 8 and stuff?

There was a photo of '86 47' seashells here on IIDB. But I can't find it now.
Help me find it. We can make hats for $15.
MAGA seashells will take a little more editing.

Why are they killing it?

MAGA logic: The climate won't change if we don't see it change.