A Man Tried To Reclaim The Rainbow & It Did Not Go Well For Him

[Potoooooooo]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-tried-reclaim-rainbow-did-154500325.html

LGBT Twitter users offered tongue-in-cheek praise to an evangelical minister from Kentucky on Thursday who is urging followers to ‘take back the rainbow’ from the gay pride movement since he claims it was originally meant to symbolize Noah’s Ark. Ken Ham, the Australian-born evangelist who heads the Answers in Genesis ministry which is based in Petersburg, Kentucky, says that the biblical purpose of the rainbow was to symbolize a divine covenant with Noah. 'Christians need to take back the rainbow as we do @ArkEncounter,' Ham tweeted on Thursday. 'God owns it. He decreed it's a sign of His covenant with man after the Flood.' The Ark Encounter, which is billed as a biblical theme park, is a life-size

 

[Angry Floof]

And THE LORD is a day late and a dollar short as usual.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Fellow pagans: isn't it time to reclaim our winter solstice?

 

[Angry Floof]

Fellow pagans: isn't it time to reclaim our winter solstice?

I've already started. I celebrate Saturnalia for two weeks every winter solstice. I don't do anything in particular to celebrate other than feasting and gift giving, which no one can tell is not for Xmas, so I make sure I wish people a happy Saturnalia as often as possible as well as posting it on social media ad nauseum. I also like to occasionally go on little diatribes about it, demanding a two week federal holiday and whatnot and ending with, "Respect my beliefs, infidels!"

 

[repoman]

 

[Lion IRC]

#Ham_Fisted ?

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Looks like god forgot to register the trademark. You snooze, you lose.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

I thought that the biblical purpose of the rainbow was to indicate that there were water particles in the air refracting light. Wasn't that what God was going for with the things?

 

[Lion IRC]

The LGBTQI crowd trigger my iridophobia.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I thought that the biblical purpose of the rainbow was to indicate that there were water particles in the air refracting light. Wasn't that what God was going for with the things?

Naw, God killed almost all things that lived on land. After the flood waters receded, Noah burnt some shit that God liked the smell of... because all the dead animals and people were starting to really stink. So God originally presented a rainbow as a symbol of a new covenant. These days, God just shows the rainbow as a reminder that he can kill us all, pretty easily.

 

[Angry Floof]

The LGBTQI crowd trigger my iridophobia.

They trigger all kinds of zealots and backward obedience machines indoctrinated with inhumane bullshit.

Literally anyone the right and the religious (no difference really) demonize become just that in the heads of believers - demons.

Pretty scary!

 

[Jobar]

I'm wondering if the leprechauns will bring the matter to court, attempting to reclaim the pot of gold, at least.