Crazy Eddie
Veteran Member
MHP wants us to be careful, actually "supercareful", about how we use a certain phrase. It has racial connotations so its possible the phrase may trigger some of you. I'll put it in a Hide box, just in case:
Hard Worker
Folks, just keep this in mind when you're at work and you feel the need to complement a co-worker's work ethic. That is all for now. I will report on more "microaggressions" as they develop...
Republican Pundit refers to Paul Ryan as a "hard worker."
Melissa Harris Parry points out -- 100% correctly -- that this phrase doesn't actually fit what Paul Ryan actually DOES; that, being a politician, most of what he does involves brownnosing other politicians and lobbyists to get them on board with his political agenda, attending fundraisers, giving speeches, cocktail parties, conferences and thinktanks. The hardest "work" he ever does involves writing editorials or being interviewed on cable news shows.
Melissa defines "hard work" as something done by people who perform actual productive labor. The guy who has to spend five hours cleaning up the reception halls after Paul Ryan's fundraiser, for example, or the landscapers who tend to the near-immaculate greens that Ryan and his buddies use as a backdrop for their discussions. Even his own staffers, who have to scramble to organize his notes and campaign materials, who have to coordinate with staffers in other offices to make sure schedules don't conflict, who have to see to security arrangements, catering arrangements, checking on legal issues (conflict of interest) and other issues in the background have to do fifty different things in an hour that Paul Ryan spends mostly sipping martinis trying to convince another senator to change his vote.
Paul Ryan may do a lot. He may be a very prolific writer. He may be a highly accomplished butt-kisser. He might even be the most convincing bullshitter in America (he isn't) and disseminates more bullshit per hour than any other bullshitter has ever bullshitted before. But calling him a "hard worker" is, at best, a misplaced metaphor (it would be like calling him a "dedicated soldier in the American culture war." Actual soldiers probably wouldn't appreciate the comparison).