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a novel poetic form used for trump bashing

When i was young, five years ago,
I hated Trump to my core.
Time has passed, now, and in my heart,
I hate the fucker more.
 
Our last president's a FELON.
He's got revenge on his MELON.
He's not guilty and he's TELLIN'
Everyone he comes upoooooon.

Glory, glory what a goober.
Get this asshole in an Uber.
Maybe even ship him off to Cuba?
And leave a Blooper reel.
 
Not clerihews, but the thread was going unsubscribed as it was:

Neil Young (1974):
I never knew a man could tell so many lies
He had a different story for every set of eyes
How can he remember who he's talkin' to?
'Cause I know it isn't me, and I hope it isn't you...

Bob Dylan (1963):
And I hope that you die
And your death will come soon
I'll follow your casket
By the pale afternoon
And I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand over your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead.

Shirley Ellis (1965):
Trump, Trump, Bo-Bump!
Banana-fana Fo Fump!
Fee, fi, Mo-Mump,
TRUMP!!!
 
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