A wild ride...

[Keith&Co.]

Someone in my kids' video game promised that he'd take them on a wild ride.

They asked what that phrase meant.

I said it's when you're near the end of the opera and the fat lady sings and you make fun of her costume... "Oh, wait, no. That's a riled wide. Never mind."

Now i have to sit on the porch until they're done.

 

[Davka]

Some porches can be rickety and unstable. Don't forget to torch the pest - I mean, test the porch - before sitting down.