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Hitler Was Incompetent and Lazy—and His Nazi Government Was an Absolute Clown Show | Opinion
His career was an almost continuous ascent until 1941. Its biggest setback was when he was caught for his part in the failed Munich Beer Hall Putsch of 1923. But even then, he got off remarkably easy for a coup plotter. In his trial, he ranted at length about he wanted to reclaim Germany from the traitors who had stabbed that nation in the back -- and he got away with it. He was imprisoned for 9 months out of an intended term of 5 years, and he used that time to compose his book "Four and a Half Years (of Struggle) against Lies, Stupidity and Cowardice" (Viereinhalb Jahre (des Kampfes) gegen Lüge, Dummheit und Feigheit), but his publisher shortened it to "My Struggle" (Mein Kampf).
He got away with betraying many of his supporters and partners. His coalition partners? Despite their helping him get into power, he soon outlawed all political parties but his, and his coalition partners meekly shut down their parties. The SA militia? He ordered a purge of its leaders, including a longtime friend, top leader Ernst Röhm. Homosexuals in the movement? Ernst Röhm himself had been gay, but the Nazi regime soon declared homosexuality a threat to normal sexuality and family life, jailing some 50,000 people for their sexual preference. The Western allies? Despite their appeasing him at Munich, he took over not only the Sudetenland, but also the rest of Czechoslovakia. The Soviet Union? He ordered the invasion of that nation less than two years after agreeing to divide up eastern Europe with it. The conquered people of that nation? "Liberation from Bolshevism" soon became a nightmare.
After that year, it was soon downhill, after the Soviet Union gradually pushed his armies out of that nation and back into their homeland. In 1944, they were joined by the Western allies, and Hitler's henchmen argued about who to surrender to. The Western allies? The Soviet Union? Hitler would have none of that, preferring to hold out to the bitter end. In the end, he committed suicide in his bunker in Berlin, with Soviet troops only a few blocks away.
It also helped that he was underestimated by the German political elite. His fellow politicians were not completely wrong, though Hitler made up for it with determination and shameless demagoguery. He was very charismatic, and he knew how to press the mental buttons of his supporters.But beyond him being (obviously) a genocidal maniac, there’s an aspect to Hitler’s rule that kind of gets missed in our standard view of him. Even if popular culture has long enjoyed turning him into an object of mockery, we still tend to believe that the Nazi machine was ruthlessly efficient, and that the great dictator spent most of his time…well, dictating things.
So it’s worth remembering that Hitler was actually an incompetent, lazy egomaniac and his government was an absolute clown show.
Was this deliberate? Or was this a side effect of being lazy? Historians argue about that a lot.As it would turn out, Hitler was really bad at running a government. As his own press chief Otto Dietrich later wrote in his memoir The Hitler I Knew, "In the twelve years of his rule in Germany Hitler produced the biggest confusion in government that has ever existed in a civilized state."
His government was constantly in chaos, with officials having no idea what he wanted them to do, and nobody was entirely clear who was actually in charge of what. He procrastinated wildly when asked to make difficult decisions, and would often end up relying on gut feeling, leaving even close allies in the dark about his plans. His "unreliability had those who worked with him pulling out their hair," as his confidant Ernst Hanfstaengl later wrote in his memoir Zwischen Weißem und Braunem Haus. This meant that rather than carrying out the duties of state, they spent most of their time in-fighting and back-stabbing each other in an attempt to either win his approval or avoid his attention altogether, depending on what mood he was in that day.
Like being the biggest celebrity ever, ""the greatest actor in Europe," and that "I believe my life is the greatest novel in world history." He has gotten what he wanted, but in a very negative sense.Hitler was incredibly lazy. According to his aide Fritz Wiedemann, even when he was in Berlin he wouldn’t get out of bed until after 11 a.m., and wouldn’t do much before lunch other than read what the newspapers had to say about him, the press cuttings being dutifully delivered to him by Dietrich.
He was obsessed with the media and celebrity, and often seems to have viewed himself through that lens.
He was deeply insecure about his own lack of knowledge, preferring to either ignore information that contradicted his preconceptions, or to lash out at the expertise of others. He hated being laughed at, but enjoyed it when other people were the butt of the joke (he would perform mocking impressions of people he disliked). But he also craved the approval of those he disdained, and his mood would quickly improve if a newspaper wrote something complimentary about him.
His career was an almost continuous ascent until 1941. Its biggest setback was when he was caught for his part in the failed Munich Beer Hall Putsch of 1923. But even then, he got off remarkably easy for a coup plotter. In his trial, he ranted at length about he wanted to reclaim Germany from the traitors who had stabbed that nation in the back -- and he got away with it. He was imprisoned for 9 months out of an intended term of 5 years, and he used that time to compose his book "Four and a Half Years (of Struggle) against Lies, Stupidity and Cowardice" (Viereinhalb Jahre (des Kampfes) gegen Lüge, Dummheit und Feigheit), but his publisher shortened it to "My Struggle" (Mein Kampf).
He got away with betraying many of his supporters and partners. His coalition partners? Despite their helping him get into power, he soon outlawed all political parties but his, and his coalition partners meekly shut down their parties. The SA militia? He ordered a purge of its leaders, including a longtime friend, top leader Ernst Röhm. Homosexuals in the movement? Ernst Röhm himself had been gay, but the Nazi regime soon declared homosexuality a threat to normal sexuality and family life, jailing some 50,000 people for their sexual preference. The Western allies? Despite their appeasing him at Munich, he took over not only the Sudetenland, but also the rest of Czechoslovakia. The Soviet Union? He ordered the invasion of that nation less than two years after agreeing to divide up eastern Europe with it. The conquered people of that nation? "Liberation from Bolshevism" soon became a nightmare.
After that year, it was soon downhill, after the Soviet Union gradually pushed his armies out of that nation and back into their homeland. In 1944, they were joined by the Western allies, and Hitler's henchmen argued about who to surrender to. The Western allies? The Soviet Union? Hitler would have none of that, preferring to hold out to the bitter end. In the end, he committed suicide in his bunker in Berlin, with Soviet troops only a few blocks away.