P1 - Jeremy Corbyn is not Boris Johnson;
P2 - Boris Johnson is not Jeremy Hunt;
P3 - Jeremy Hunt is not Jeremy Corbyn;
P4 - The next U.K. Prime Minister will be either Boris Johnson or Jeremy Hunt;
P5 - The next U.K. Prime Minister will be Jeremy Corbyn;
C - Therefore, the next U.K. Prime Minister will be Boris Johnson.
Fair enough. I can refrain from incorporating what I’ve learned about logic and give an answer that doesn’t reflect the teachings of logic and their rendition of what valid means.
Any redneck who can crush a beer can over his head (and believe me, I’ve met a few) could tell you right away that the argument is a product of
argumentum ad crack-smoke-em. Well, they could if were in their vocabulary. They’d likely call it invalid or bogus or something that indicates how idiotic it is.
Premise 5 alone, man, come on!
P5: The next U.K. Prime Minister will be Jeremy Corbyn
No maybe’s. No might’s. No talk of probabilities or possibilities. Just a flat out claim. From this seemingly drunken stoop of a claim alone, I can tell you straight up that the conclusion cannot possibly follow, not and still mean a hill of beans. To get from that to the conclusion, you’d need either a miracle or the learnings of logic and add something like “the next U.K. Prime Minister will not be Jeremy Corbyn.”
P5: The next U.K. Prime Minister will be Jeremy Corbyn
P6: The next U.K. Prime Minister will not be Jeremy Corbyn
From there, we can easily conclude:
C2: either you like pepperoni on your pizza OR the next U.K. Prime Minister will be Boris Johnson.
There’s not a bar for three towns over that wouldn’t think we were drunk. Oh, it’s valid alright, but nair a patron would say it was valid, unless they said it as a joke.
But enough of that, back to your argument
If P5 wasn’t bad enough, look at P4:
P4: The next U.K. Prime Minister will be either Boris Johnson or Jeremy Hunt
Let’s remind the listening audience of the conclusion again:
C: Therefore, the next U.K. Prime Minister will be Boris Johnson.
If I pretend that P5 was just an accidental slip of the tongue, I could use this. All I have to do is weed out Jeremy hunt and it’ll all come together. But holy damn look what you gave me to work with:
P1 - Jeremy Corbyn is not Boris Johnson;
P2 - Boris Johnson is not Jeremy Hunt;
P3 - Jeremy Hunt is not Jeremy Corbyn;
Holy head-spinner Batman! Want to see a head spin, drunk or sober, show ‘em that! People don’t even have to try and figure it out because any sense of charity about P5 just went out the window. For our viewers pleasure, a recap:
P4 - The next U.K. Prime Minister will be either Boris Johnson or Jeremy Hunt;
P5 - The next U.K. Prime Minister will be Jeremy Corbyn;
C - Therefore, the next U.K. Prime Minister will be Boris Johnson.
If anyone thinks a normal person (uneducated normal person) is going to incorporate P5 with anything above P3 to arrive at C and (and, I say) call it valid, I got news for you; your ass ain’t leavin’ the bar unless you got a cab—and we don’t give a shit you haven’t drank anything. Don’t get me wrong; I’m from the South. Drinking and driving is like a birth right around these parts, but everybody’s gonna think you are on drugs if you try to convince someone outside of an academic setting that your argument is valid— not that you would—because you think it’s not.
You couldn’t make that argument valid (your idea of valid) with all the beer, wine, and liquor in the world. You need either psychosis or an education with a different sense of validity for that.
Better?