Atheism creates pedophile priests

[Angry Floof]

In response to the thread If in the next hour, everybody alive became an atheist, what would happen?

Nothing. Billions of people continuing to fake it.

Those atheist clergy might get to keep their jobs?
LOL. I never believed those atheists-in-prison stats either.

Shouldn't laugh though.
Closet atheists pretending to be priests is something the Church might try to cover up to protect their reputation. Moving atheists around from one parish to another whenever certain allegations or suspicions were raised.

If only priests would just believe the correct thoughts about magical human sacrifice instead of doing those evil atheism-driven activities such as questioning superstition, they wouldn't be raping children. If only!