Average gasoline prices cheaper than any other liquid American consumers buy

[Nice Squirrel]

And Mouthwash? You can use MD 20/20 for that and save money.

And what's up with the Chicken Noodle soup? They must be getting that fancy Progresso shit liberals like.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Last time I checked, oranges and apples were fruits that are grown, not drilled for because of massive deposits of orange juice in the Florida Panhandle.

And Mouthwash? You can use MD 20/20 for that and save money.

And what's up with the Chicken Noodle soup? They must be getting that fancy Progresso shit liberals like.

And when was chicken a fluid?

 

[Metaphor]

Is the point of this that bottled water is priced too low or what?

The point is made quite clear in the final paragraphs:

As Stossel commented almost two years ago when gas was almost double today’s price, we should really be thanking Big Oil for the miracle of today’s $2 gas.

We should also thank America’s risk-taking petropreneurs who spent billions of dollars and many decades trying to “crack the code” that eventually unlocked oceans of unconventional oil trapped in shale rock formations miles below the ground that had previously been inaccessible.

It’s something of a miracle and an amazing blessing that gasoline is so cheap, and something we should all stop and appreciate the next time we stop at the pump and fill up our cars

It reads like a call to arms to revive Americans' faith in their supremely benevolent god 'Big Oil', complete with an instruction for a moment of prayer whenever they receive the sacrament of gasoline.

 

[Nice Squirrel]

"petropreneurs"


"petropreneurs"



"petropreneurs"





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[Nice Squirrel]

And it looks like the organization only got $18 million from petropreneurs Charles and David Koch, so of course we should honor them.

 

[J842P]

And let's not forget that $.48 average is state and federal excise taxes.

http://www.aei.org/publication/something-miracle-gas-2-per-gallon-cheaper-liquid-consumers-buy/

Is the point of this that bottled water is priced too low or what?

I too am not sure what the point of this image is. To me it merely reinforces the point that I've always made that gasoline is way too cheap.

 

[bleubird]

Is the point of this that bottled water is priced too low or what?

I too am not sure what the point of this image is. To me it merely reinforces the point that I've always made that gasoline is way too cheap.

At $2.00 a gallon I think we all can afford a few more cents to rebuild our infrastructure.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/01/15/us-usa-infrastructure-idUSKBN0KO2J920150115