Beat Trump's Picks: Choose His Cabinet

[ZiprHead]

Health and Human Services: Torquemada

Transportation: President of the White Star Line

Treasury: Scrooge McDuck

Commerce: Scrooge

Labor: Taggart from Blazing Saddles

Yours?

The Cabinet includes the Vice President and the heads of 15 executive departments — the Secretaries of Agriculture, Commerce, Defense, Education, Energy, Health and Human Services, Homeland Security, Housing and Urban Development, Interior, Labor, State, Transportation, Treasury, and Veterans Affairs, as well as the Attorney General.

 

[ideologyhunter]

I'll give it a whirl but I can't seriously compete with T's instincts.

STATE: Elon Musk
A.G.: Leon Skum
DEFENSE: Noel Umsk
LABOR: Leo N. Smuk
ENERGY: Neo L. Muks
TREASURY: Luke Mons
HUD: Nemo Skul

and the rest:
HHS: No one -- no one -- can beat Bobby Jr.
EDUCATION: Roseanne
TRANSPORTATION: Whoever runs Frontier Airline
INTERIOR: Kimberly Clark (because Trump will think this is the chick who makes Cottonelle.)
VET. AFFAIRS: Some random loser or sucker
AGRICULTURE: Snoop. (It's legal now in 24 states.)
COMMERCE: Mike Lindell
ENERGY: Mitch McConnell (fighting power outages for part of every working hour)
HOMELAND SECURITY: Daniel Penny

two new departments:
EUGENICS: David Duke
DEPT. OF OLDER GUYS GETTIN IT ON: Hulk Hogan

 

[Spacetime Inhabitant]

There has to be a cabinet position available for Hannibal Lecter, after all he is one of Trump's favourite people, then there is also the author of his favourite book, Mein Kampf. Plus they both were Time magazine 'Person of the Year'.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

He'' want Hannibal Lecter to run school lunch programs, assuming he doesn't do away with the Department of Education.

 

[ZiprHead]

There has to be a cabinet position available for Hannibal Lecter, after all he is one of Trump's favourite people, then there is also the author of his favourite book, Mein Kampf. Plus they both were Time magazine 'Person of the Year'.

Food and Drug administration.

 

[southernhybrid]

Health and Human Services-Dr. Doolittle

FBI-Columbo

Dept. of Education-Herschel Walker

Transportation-Bugs Bunny

I'll have to give some serious thought before I appoint the rest.

 

[southernhybrid]

Veterans Affairs-Popeye the Sailor Man ( so obviously the best pick )

Dept of Defense- Mighty Mouse

Dept. of the Treasury- Curly Howard ( from the 3 stooges )

Homeland Security Elon Musk ( it's still being debated whether or not he once had been here without legal status, so he'd be great for the job, at least once he's done being the co-president ) Then again, he might be good as Speaker of the House, since technically the job doesn't require being a member of Congress

 

[Elixir]

Health and Human Services: Torquemada

Transportation: President of the White Star Line

Treasury: Scrooge McDuck

Commerce: Scrooge

Labor: Taggart from Blazing Saddles

Yours?

The Cabinet includes the Vice President and the heads of 15 executive departments — the Secretaries of Agriculture, Commerce, Defense, Education, Energy, Health and Human Services, Homeland Security, Housing and Urban Development, Interior, Labor, State, Transportation, Treasury, and Veterans Affairs, as well as the Attorney General.

Musk’s Cabinet already includes VP Trump, and will feature anyone else who can donate at least 8 figures to the Junta.

 

[TV and credit cards]

I want that cute Sabrina Carpenter to head up the VA and be my PCM.
For Ag, Oliver Wendell Douglas
Transportation, my ex-wife
Education, Britney Spears
Interior, Elijah Wood
Labor, Octomom
Energy, Richard Simmons
HUD, Jared Kushner
Defense, Myles Garrett
Attorney General, Paris Hilton