DrZoidberg
Contributor
I just bought a blender. Mostly just to make daiguiris. But I thought I might as well explore the usages for it.
That's when I found this comedy goldmine of sciency word salad. Idiots on Youtube using words they don't understand in the hopes they sound impressive. No you don't. Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE3YvHD4at4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxvENwv7rWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDmfVc85yZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4zXFcLTnrA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqHRxr4a2-o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxItCQx4eVI
My analysis of these recipes seems to be, avoid adding sucrose (from a bag) and replace it with fruits and berries containing massive amounts of sucrose and fructose. They use the word natural a lot. I still don't know what it means and I'm pretty sure they don't either. Apparently Kale is magical somehow. Who knew? Apparently milk is bad somehow even to people who aren't lactose intolerant. I thought the reason that milk was bad was because of the high fat content. Boy was I wrong. Because in these video I learned that it's perfectly fine to replace milk with the much healthier coconut milk or almond milk. It's not. The raw food trend must be the dumbest fucking idea ever. The good news that if they keep it up they will all die. I also learned that all amino acids are all the same. So it doesn't matter what proteins you eat. It'll be just as healthy. I also learned that antioxidants are so important we want to have as much as possible. Let's just ignore that most people get all the antioxidants they need just from regular food.
Just a note to those who aren't good with nutriton: What matters in food is the glycemic index. Ie, how quickly food gets digested from the stomach. So basically big bits that require effort from the stomach and colon. Guess what happens when you put those in a blender? The big bits become small bits completely cancelling out any health benefits from the fiber. It makes all these amazingly dumb. They add all manner of horrendous high fiber stuff to their smoothies (because fiber is healthy).
The athletes I know who drink a lot of smoothies do it in order to increase calorie intake. Because they work out so much it's hard for them to get all the calories they need if they'd only been eating like ordinary folks.
That's when I found this comedy goldmine of sciency word salad. Idiots on Youtube using words they don't understand in the hopes they sound impressive. No you don't. Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE3YvHD4at4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxvENwv7rWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDmfVc85yZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4zXFcLTnrA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqHRxr4a2-o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxItCQx4eVI
My analysis of these recipes seems to be, avoid adding sucrose (from a bag) and replace it with fruits and berries containing massive amounts of sucrose and fructose. They use the word natural a lot. I still don't know what it means and I'm pretty sure they don't either. Apparently Kale is magical somehow. Who knew? Apparently milk is bad somehow even to people who aren't lactose intolerant. I thought the reason that milk was bad was because of the high fat content. Boy was I wrong. Because in these video I learned that it's perfectly fine to replace milk with the much healthier coconut milk or almond milk. It's not. The raw food trend must be the dumbest fucking idea ever. The good news that if they keep it up they will all die. I also learned that all amino acids are all the same. So it doesn't matter what proteins you eat. It'll be just as healthy. I also learned that antioxidants are so important we want to have as much as possible. Let's just ignore that most people get all the antioxidants they need just from regular food.
Just a note to those who aren't good with nutriton: What matters in food is the glycemic index. Ie, how quickly food gets digested from the stomach. So basically big bits that require effort from the stomach and colon. Guess what happens when you put those in a blender? The big bits become small bits completely cancelling out any health benefits from the fiber. It makes all these amazingly dumb. They add all manner of horrendous high fiber stuff to their smoothies (because fiber is healthy).
The athletes I know who drink a lot of smoothies do it in order to increase calorie intake. Because they work out so much it's hard for them to get all the calories they need if they'd only been eating like ordinary folks.