David Cameron - Sex With a Pig's Head?

[Jarhyn]

As I said elsewhere, I'm more concerned that he fucked all of Britain by evading taxes. I mean, what, is it OK just because most Britons didn't know he was doing it? Is it somehow OK to fuck over millions of people, is it somehow more acceptable than sticking your dick in a bit of uncaring unfeeling meat?

 

[ZiprHead]

As I said elsewhere, I'm more concerned that he fucked all of Britain by evading taxes. I mean, what, is it OK just because most Britons didn't know he was doing it? Is it somehow OK to fuck over millions of people, is it somehow more acceptable than sticking your dick in a bit of uncaring unfeeling meat?

Hey, watch it. That's my wife you're talking about.

 

[Crazy Eddie]

For a minute there, I thought this was an episode of Black Mirror...

Yes, this is the sequel, where they use the other end of the pig.

In episode III, they're going to make bacon.

And David Cameron will have sex with it

 

[barbos]

I find it interesting that it was leaked that this whole Panama Offshore leakage was paid by USAID and none other than George Soros and the main target was Putin. So Russian side did not lie when they said that.

As if Brits need another reason to hate Soros. Of course it is just only one Brit - David Cameron but he is a Prime Minister.

 

[angelo]

Did someone mention bacon?

 

[whichphilosophy]

Did someone mention bacon?

It may prove that he's not a Muslim.

 

[Jarhyn]

As I said elsewhere, I'm more concerned that he fucked all of Britain by evading taxes. I mean, what, is it OK just because most Britons didn't know he was doing it? Is it somehow OK to fuck over millions of people, is it somehow more acceptable than sticking your dick in a bit of uncaring unfeeling meat?

Hey, watch it. That's my wife you're talking about.

Well that's my point. David Cameron fucked your wife. And every other lady and man and child in Britain. To me that's more of a story than sex with a pig. It would make me even more pissed that the bastard fucked me, that I got fucked by the guy who fucked a pig

 

[4321lynx]

All this is very old hat.

Old Yorkshire saying : "Faint 'eart ne'er foocked a pig."

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Oxford, 1930's or earlier doggerel :

Recent researches at Oxford
By Haldane, Huxley and Hubbard,
Have quite definitely proved
That the hedgehog cannot be buggared.

More recent researches at Oxford
By Haldane, Huxley and Sloan,
Have quite definitely proved
That of all the animals at Oxford
The hedgehog enjoys this immunity alone.

(Don't blame me that this last does not scan well --- not my poem.)

NB Edit

Some authorities render the penultimate line as "That of all the inhabitants of Oxford", which may well be the original version.

 

[4321lynx]

Hey, watch it. That's my wife you're talking about.

Well that's my point. David Cameron fucked your wife. And every other lady and man and child in Britain. To me that's more of a story than sex with a pig. It would make me even more pissed that the bastard fucked me, that I got fucked by the guy who fucked a pig

As a matter of interest, are you going to vote for Bernie or for The Donald?

 

[Jarhyn]

Well that's my point. David Cameron fucked your wife. And every other lady and man and child in Britain. To me that's more of a story than sex with a pig. It would make me even more pissed that the bastard fucked me, that I got fucked by the guy who fucked a pig

As a matter of interest, are you going to vote for Bernie or for The Donald?

Already voted for Bernie; if he loses the primaries, then *shudders* Hillary. It's blue or bust, and while I want the not-evil, I'll still chose the least evil that I possibly can.

 

[angelo]

As I said elsewhere, I'm more concerned that he fucked all of Britain by evading taxes. I mean, what, is it OK just because most Britons didn't know he was doing it? Is it somehow OK to fuck over millions of people, is it somehow more acceptable than sticking your dick in a bit of uncaring unfeeling meat?

Hey, I resent that. You're talking about the woman I love! [emoji10] [emoji2]

 

[whichphilosophy]

All this is very old hat.

Old Yorkshire saying : "Faint 'eart ne'er foocked a pig."

----------------------------

Oxford, 1930's or earlier doggerel :

Recent researches at Oxford
By Haldane, Huxley and Hubbard,
Have quite definitely proved
That the hedgehog cannot be buggared.

More recent researches at Oxford
By Haldane, Huxley and Sloan,
Have quite definitely proved
That of all the animals at Oxford
The hedgehog enjoys this immunity alone.

(Don't blame me that this last does not scan well --- not my poem.)

NB Edit

Some authorities render the penultimate line as "That of all the inhabitants of Oxford", which may well be the original version.

I believe hamsters are wrapped with sticky paste to prevent them splitting during the act