Dead Cubs Fan Get Drunk in Heaven

[SLD]

http://www.theonion.com/article/millions-drunk-cubs-fans-rioting-heaven-following--54580

Some of the festivities reportedly began getting out of hand when a group of Cubs fans lit the Ladder of Divine Ascent on fire, and shortly thereafter, several teenagers dumped an entire pitcher of beer on the head of an archangel as he attempted to fly through the raucous crowds. Numerous men were later seen stripping off their shimmering Heavenly robes and streaking through God’s Kingdom.

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At press time, sources within Heaven confirmed that hundreds of disorderly Cubs fans had been apprehended and sent to Hell.

:laughing-smiley-014

SLD

 

[Keith&Co.]

hundreds of disorderly Cubs fans had been apprehended and sent to Hell.

Well, the climate there is so wintry, now.