Jimmy Higgins
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NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The stock market has plunged more than 400 points since the opening when investors remembered Donald Trump was still the actual President of the United States. The previous five days had seen the market rise and fall, but mostly was in an upward trajectory as the investors casually began to forget who was President.
This morning, an investor remembered who was President and his reckless economic maneuvers, and began what would become a cascade of sell orders as people started panicking over whether President Trump would ruin the American economy.
Market analysts warn casual investors, whose retirement money is almost entirely in the stock market because artificially low interest rates make cash savings options unfeasible, to remain calm because Wall Street investors will again casually forget about Donald Trump being President, and the market will likely recover on the losses being seen today. That is until, the investors remember who is President again.
This morning, an investor remembered who was President and his reckless economic maneuvers, and began what would become a cascade of sell orders as people started panicking over whether President Trump would ruin the American economy.
Market analysts warn casual investors, whose retirement money is almost entirely in the stock market because artificially low interest rates make cash savings options unfeasible, to remain calm because Wall Street investors will again casually forget about Donald Trump being President, and the market will likely recover on the losses being seen today. That is until, the investors remember who is President again.