Famous authors respond to your dick pics

[Angry Floof]

Famous authors reply to your unsolicited dick pics

Jane Austen, Virginia Woolf, Langston Hughes, Charlotte Bronte, Maya Angelou, Sylvia Plath, Anne Bradstreet, Oscar Wilde, Mary Shelley, Zora Neal Hurston.

MAYA ANGELOU

Out of your sack and follicle’s nest
You rise
Up from a shaft that’s rooted in groin
You rise
You are average length, thin and unspent,
Welling and swelling, and terribly bent.
Leaving behind images of hope turned fear
You rise
Thrusting me into an evening of beer
You rise
Sending me pictures and hoping I’ll save,
You are a crooked mast in need of a shave.
You rise
You rise
You rise.​

 

[ideologyhunter]

Gertrude Stein:

That is a dick.
A pic of a dick.
A dick, a dick, a dick.
Finger the dick.
Whose dick?
Your dick.
A dick in the ass, alas.
A dick in a lass, I pass.
A dick, a dick, a dick.
A dick, a prick, a dick, a prick.
There once was man from Nantucket,
A dick.
A dick of brick.
Stick a dick of brick in something that rhymes with dick.
A chick with a dick.
A chick can trick with a dick.
I did not use "lick".
Read it back, I did not use "lick".
Dick, dick, dick. A dick.