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Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

Thomas II said:
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an intergalactic space lord who ran on a platform of, among other things, "the abolition of the House of Lords (except me)" and "stop selling arms to Saudi Arabia, start buying lasers from Lord Buckethead." And he did this all while looking like Darth Vader fucked an Amazon Echo.
 
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"Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. A man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit -- ever. They're like the Viet Cong -- Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote."
 
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"You talking to me?"

"Round up the usual suspects."

"It was beauty killed the beast."

“Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.”

“My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.”

“I am your father."

“That'll do, pig.”

"I'll have what she's having."

“I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.”

“I’m your huckleberry.”

"Be excellent to each other."

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"

"Guns or knives, Butch?"

“One does not simply walk into Mordor.”

“No swimming!”

“He has a sensual intelligence.”

“I’m not a psychopath; I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.”

“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.”

“The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.”

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.”

“You shall not pass.”

“Let’s take the foreplay as read, shall we?”

“Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.”

“Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill,
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and
furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
















 
I disqualify myself on this one. Mine wasn't a movie quote. I just couldn't help it. :D
 
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Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did she fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
 
ZiprHead said:
Can a tv series with characters from a movie count?
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Sure*. Look at the post preceding yours for an example of a picture from a TV series.

I think this picture ...

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... was a cheat, but not because it's from TV.

Rather, it's a cheat because it's not actually from the show itself but from the advertising.

I could be wrong about that, but that's what it looks like to me.

I salved my conscience by including another picture also, one that I think is from the show.

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* One man's opinion.
 
Wiploc said:
ZiprHead said:
Can a tv series with characters from a movie count?
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Sure*. Look at the post preceding yours for an example of a picture from a TV series.

I think this picture ...

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... was a cheat, but not because it's from TV.

Rather, it's a cheat because it's not actually from the show itself but from the advertising.

I could be wrong about that, but that's what it looks like to me.

I salved my conscience by including another picture also, one that I think is from the show.

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* One man's opinion.
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I have no idea who those people are.
 
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"What were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or for comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? [makes motorboat noises] You motor-boating son of a bitch, you old sailor, you! Where is she? She still in the house?"
 
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