- Joined
- Oct 22, 2002
- Messages
- 42,221
- Location
- Frozen in Michigan
- Gender
- Old Fart
- Basic Beliefs
- Don't be a dick.
Here you go...
You can’t handle the truth!Here you go...
Calling it a little early because i need to fix a toilet. @Gospel wins it.Now no fucking about now, Nick. Where can I find those guns?
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse..."
Squeal like a pig!
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse..."
"Well, that escalated quickly..."
WINNER!!!"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."